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December 14, 2005

If A Body Catch A Body Comin’ Through The Shire…

I wrote this really long post about the rioting going on in Sydney, but it died. Such is the internerd life.

Here’s what I was basically going to say in shorter form.

RACISTS? I SEE NO MOTHERFUCKING RACISTS!

Seriously, the PM must be right. He’s not the type of guy who’d allow the worst traits of a society like fear and ignorance and hatred to fester unchallenged in order to keep people divided and distracted. No way, Jose Ahmed Ling (insert Anglo sounding name here). Big ups to Howard for keeping it real!

“GOOD STUFF, GOOD STUFF!”

A shout out to The Parrot for saying what needed to be said!

Indeed, Alan - we must also applaud your sharp riposte when a towel-head sympathiser dared to suggest that perhaps the violence in the Shire couldn’t be solely blamed on the Middle Eastern folk.

“”Let’s not get too carried away, Berta. We don’t have Anglo-Saxon kids out there raping women in western Sydney.”

Too right, brother!

NOT ONE RAPE OF A WOMAN IN THE WESTERN SUBURBS OF SYDNEY HAS EVER BEEN COMMITTED BY A MEMBER OF THE PROUD WHITE RACE! CAN I GET AN HALLELUJAH? LET ME SEE YOU TOUCH THE GROUND!

Kudos, champ. Now take a well deserved break.

And when you come back and we’re all finished up with those filthy lebs and wogs, we can address all those uppity dykes and queers, eh? They’re getting a bit too big for their boots too, if you ask me! Where will it end? Every man and his he-bitch receptacle getting up to immoral and indecent acts in toilet blocks?

Oh. Sorry.

LET’S PUT AUSTRALIA FIRST!

Clap your hands and say YEAH to Diane Teasdale and friends for ensuring Australian culture isn’t forgotten - it’s nice to know ausculture.com isn’t fighting the battle alone! And look at her - if the Australia First Party is all about keeping those mucky darkies out of gene pools like hers then SIGN ME UP, I SAYS! SHE IS THE PERFECT WOMAN AND SUCH PRIME SPECIMENS OF THE ARYAN RACE NEED TO BE PRESERVED AND WORSHIPPED ACCORDINGLY.

Right.

Now that’s over with, let’s get to business.

ATTENTION MELBOURNE RESIDENTS!

THERE WILL BE A PROTEST AGAINST RACIST ATTACKS ON FRIDAY THE 16TH OF DECEMBER AT BOURKE STREET MALL. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD.

And get ready to start “cracking skulls”… EMOTIONALLY! WITH OUR HEARTS!

Because anyone with half a fucking brain doesn’t need to get a point across using a baseball bat.

Peace, y’all x

PS: This post ended up being longer than the original. As you might have guessed.

“When will you learn to shut up, Jess?”

NEVER, FRENCHY!