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December 7, 2005

Vale Big Kev

ausculture.com’s plan to re-release the smash hit charity single “Does Big Kev Know It’s Christmas?” in time for the festive season was shattered to smithereens when we heard the shocking news yesterday that everyone’s favourite stain-removing businessman had passed away suddenly after suffering a heart attack on Monday night.

A moment of silence, please.

Big Kev - a tragic loss

He’ll always be excited in our hearts. Take comfort in the fact he’s now up in heaven waxing on and off with Pat Morita and training himself up to the point where he’ll one day be able to deliver a Crane Kick worthy of Ralph Macchio.

Posted by Jess at December 7, 2005 7:31 PM
— Filed under Common

Comments

He really was too precious for this world.

I know it's feeble but this news actually made me a bit sad, like thinking about Ralph Macchio's career does.

I know of a few property developers in Perth whose hearts went all aflutter when they heard of Big Kev's demise. Unfortunately they thought it was the CFMEUs chief bovver-boy Kevin Reynolds. Bad luck fellas.

Big Kev dies Monday. Yesterday a massive heatwave. Do you think Big Kev had fired up the oven in heaven to make pies for Ricky May, John Candy and Elvis?

Coincidence or something more spiritual?

Have a beer and a steak pie for the great man this weekend.

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