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December 5, 2005
Please Update Your Vernacular Accordingly.
Sezbian (sêz-bee-an)
A woman who is all talk and no action regarding sapphic adventures.
Example
“Oh sure, Clare claims to like girls but I’ve never seen her get within three feet of another woman’s vadge. Total sezbian.”
Posted by Jess at December 5, 2005 11:14 PM— Filed under Common
Comments
I fucking love it.
Posted by: Virginia | December 6, 2005 12:00 AM
Do you though, Virginia? DO YOU? Or are you just SAYING you do?
weeps quietly
Posted by: Jess | December 6, 2005 12:43 AM
Don't cry Jess. Please.
Posted by: Virginia | December 6, 2005 11:02 AM
Don't cry, Jess, you've got the 4th best blog in Australia - http://www.smartyhost.com.au/bloggerwinner.html
Well done you.
Posted by: Zoe | December 6, 2005 11:46 AM
Fourth is a great effort. Other great 4th place winners in history include Pablo Picasso, Kublai Khan and Sunrise Skytracker helicopter pilot Al Paranihi.
Posted by: The ne'er-do-well formerly known as Housemate Ol | December 6, 2005 12:18 PM
The lovely Ukulele just texted and informed me - it is delightful news, indeed.
Although - unless I've looked up the wrong article in The Age - I thought we came third, not fourth?
Posted by: Jess | December 6, 2005 12:48 PM
I know several sezbians. What's the male equivalent? The nomo?
Posted by: Gadge | December 6, 2005 1:24 PM
You lost to a blog about bridges? What were they thinking? damn artists and their sonic shit...
Posted by: sublime-ation | December 6, 2005 5:06 PM
You think I am sezbian because your fruity radar couldn't pick up on the signals I was letting off.
Posted by: ukulele | December 7, 2005 2:19 PM
I love it jess and congratulaltions on being a prizewinner
Posted by: dell | December 7, 2005 4:50 PM
"You think I am sezbian because your fruity radar couldn't pick up on the signals I was letting off. "
Woman, you read me like a Golden Book. A GOLDEN BOOK, I TELLS YOU!
PS: You're sending me signals? Good lord. I don't know whether to have a thrilled cigarette or run 200 metres to your house and yell "SEZBIAN" in a distressed manner from the footpath.
Posted by: Jess | December 7, 2005 6:31 PM