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August 12, 2005
A List Of Things (For Me) To Do This Weekend
- Wake up before 11am. This is easier said than done.
* Pay homage to the underrated tradition of (late) breakfasting by consuming delicious food at the place with the comfy couches off Oxford Street.
* Draw up rough plans for world domination with fellow “don’t want a day job” dreaming breakfast-loving bloggers.
* Attend Relationship Equality march which kicks off at 1pm over at Taylor Square.
* Search frantically for sexy folk like Sju-Sju and Freeway 9 Jo who will hopefully be attending too.
* Consume more coffee.
* Vow solemnly in the name of all things Cartwright-Hewitt to resume normal posting on ausculture.com even though I’m feeling a bit lazy lately.
* Look pathetic enough for people to throw money at me. Or find extra work. Or something.
* Reply to emails which have been sitting in my spam-ridden jess@ausculture.com inbox. There’s an anxious Nigerian with oesophageal cancer who is eagerly waiting for my ‘urrgent asistence’
* Go and see The Wedding Crashers if the opportunity should arise.
* Listen to Meatloaf’s Bat Out Of Hell album. Because I like it.
* Write a theme song for Lefty Tim.
* Watch Vesna or Greg get booted out of the Big Brother house.
* Ring my mum. Because I love her.
OPTIONAL!
* Stalk Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom and possibly photograph them having a threeway with a recently arrived Sienna Miller in order to make some handy cash.
* Find a new Hoff for the world - because The Hoff is dead, folks. The Hoff is dead.
— Filed under Common
Comments
I think Hotman Paris Hutapea is the new Hoff.
Jess I'll give you a dollar if you write a song about him.
"I need some Hotman baby this evening, gotta have some Hotman baby tonight, looking for some Hotman baby this evening" etc etc ad nauseum
Posted by: Housemate Ol | August 12, 2005 3:27 PM
I'll be the one holding the "Free Waynine" sign underneath all the love-heart balloons.
Posted by: sjusju | August 12, 2005 4:35 PM
I'll be the one holding the "Free Waynine" sign underneath all the love-heart balloons.
Posted by: sjusju | August 12, 2005 4:35 PM
And I'll be the one with the 'Sju Sju for PM' banner!
Posted by: Jo | August 12, 2005 4:50 PM
I'll be the one holding the "Free Waynine" sign underneath all the love-heart balloons.
Posted by: sjusju | August 12, 2005 4:55 PM
how's that for a come-back! oops.
thanks balloonlady!!
Posted by: sjusju | August 12, 2005 5:04 PM
I’ll be the one holding the “Free Waynine” sign underneath all the love-heart balloons.
Posted by: fluffy | August 12, 2005 9:23 PM
How are we going to know which one sjusju is?
Posted by: paulyt | August 13, 2005 5:31 PM
Now... I caught up with quite a well known hairdresser to the stars over the weekend and he recently did the hair for a hollywood star who was in Australia promoting. He knows this stars publicist quite well as they do a 'few' well known actors. I know you already knew this but the whole Tom / Katie thing is a total sham and is a) a publicity stunt and b) a cover for his homosexual tendancies. In fact she was about 6th in the line of women who were approached. Another couple in line were Ms Jolie and Sienna Miller who politely declined.
Posted by: InTheKnow | August 15, 2005 5:30 PM
jesus - first read through I thought it said "the tim-katie thing"
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 16, 2005 1:42 PM
Were Tom and Katie at the march?
To think you achieved everything on your list and some.
Posted by: darcy | August 19, 2005 12:50 AM