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August 11, 2005
Tell The World You Love Lefty Tim!
Alright gang - let’s get rocking, shall we? Below are four different pro-Tim banners you are more than welcome to bang onto your site and\or anywhere else you like in order to reveal your adoration for the lanky clever one to all and sundry. Just copy the code below the picture you like and slap it somewhere in your template. Or something.
<img alt=”I Support Lefty Tim! And that’s why ausculture.com loves me.” src=”http://www.ausculture.com/blog/images/tim1-170x100.jpg” width=”170” height=”100” border=”0” /> 
<img alt=”Lefty Tim Is My God! And that’s why ausculture.com loves me.” src=”http://www.ausculture.com/blog/images/tim2-170x100.jpg” width=”170” height=”100” border=”0” />
<img alt=”Lefty Tim For PM! ausculture.com want to touch my special place.” src=”http://www.ausculture.com/blog/images/tim3-170x100.jpg” width=”170” height=”100” border=”0” />
<img alt=”I Want Lefty Tim As My New Best Friend! Because he is pretty and kind and clever and ausculture.com told me he was touched by the hand of God.” src=”http://www.ausculture.com/blog/images/tim4-170x100.jpg” width=”170” height=”100” border=”0” />
Here is a voting strategy that has been worked out by a few of us Tim-lovers which I recommend you follow, no doubt much to the extreme delight of Legion Interactive and the nation’s mobile phone carriers.
FOR EVERY VOTE YOU SEND TO VESNA, SEND TWO TO GREG.
Well, it made sense after a beverage or three the other evening.
Remember - we cannot be complacent.
Even if (SCREAM, YOU IDIOT, ETC) you do not like Tim all that much, try to imagine Andrew Bolt’s face next time he sits down to write his almost monthly “Reality Television Proves Aussies Are Nothing Like The Latte Left Reckon They Are!” column and steam explodes from his ears and nostrils as he tries to avoid mentioning the fact the nation got behind a Union supporting, rainbow loving, Howard loathing Leftist lad.
CARN TIMMY! ALL THE WAY!
PS: Without giving away too much, there may be a theme song for Timmy available later tonight. It’ll be shit, and that’s the way you like it (uh-huh, uh-huh).
UPDATE - Buck Fudd has emailed and suggested that we add into the cut-and-pastable code above an automatic link back to ausculture.com so that people know where to congregate and talk about Tim with our non-typing hands down our pants and\or texting Vesna or Greg to 19 10 10.
I had briefly considered it originally but I didn’t want to look like a scheming cunt who simply wanted to draw in more blog readers in a thinly disguised attempt to use The Goodness Of Tim for feverish nerdy selfish desires. Which is not to say I’m not a scheming cunt, I just don’t want to look like one.
That said, those who know how to are more than welcome to add dork code to the pics to send people over to this very post in order to rustle up the troops - it’s entirely up to you, banner-haverers.
Posted by Jess at August 11, 2005 5:06 PM— Filed under
Comments
Why does the “Reality Television Proves Aussies Are Nothing Like The Latte Left Reckon They Are!” column" link take me to Yahoo! Mail?
Posted by: paulyt | August 11, 2005 6:31 PM
Yeah, the real campaign is getting going. It will be a delightful thing to see the arsehole boofy boys (Dean etc,Crustyetc) when Timmy takes the prize, take that you smugos :) If he doesn't win I might have to go into a alternative reality space - some sort of Dr Who trance world. Last time a weedy cool guy got close it was too sad (Dan robbed by dopey Reggie). Go Tim-ma-hy Love the art work.
Posted by: Kes | August 11, 2005 7:06 PM
Precisely. We need Tim to win so that when they're doing the lame walk from the house to the eviction stage with all the housemates meeting them along the way, we can laugh at Nelson and Dean being phoney arseholes as they're forced to smile, congratulate, and more or less bow down to "weaselly" Tim.
Posted by: kate | August 11, 2005 8:30 PM
1st: the link from - "Reality Television Proves Aussies Are Nothing Like The Latte Left Reckon They Are!” column - goes to the Yahoo Mail login page but it doesn't have Rusty's username and password already typed in.
Regarding comments by the Anti-Tim twonks in the last post comments section: Tim works/ed as a journalist for this petit-bourgeois cyberag. I think this qualifies him as a real lefty who puts his balls where his mouth is in a figurative sense only unless you like imagining that sort of thing. Or does he only fit the definition if he writes for Green Left Weekly and shouts "shame!" a lot?
I could argue against all the points you've made disqualifying Tim as a lefty but then it would just degenerate into 2/3/4/5 people to-ing and fro-ing pointlessly while the world turns to shit.
Just like real lefties!
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 11, 2005 9:45 PM
Bum - "petit-bourgeois cyberag" was supposed to link to Workers Online:
http://workers.labor.net.au/latest/
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 11, 2005 9:53 PM
And I wrote "petit-bourgeois" without having to look it up. So, nyah.
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 11, 2005 10:06 PM
Something went awry during the Malkoviching of that post, methinks. It definitely had the correct link in the codes and stuff but hey, fixed now. I'll blame Moveable Type because it's an easy target, and frankly it's had a bit too much attitude lately for my liking.
Posted by: Jess | August 11, 2005 10:10 PM
Credit for the artwork goes to Cheeky from the BBBA forums (who provided the original sexy snap of Tim) and Housemate Ol who did his marvellous Photoshop magic on short notice.
Posted by: Jess | August 11, 2005 10:16 PM
Oh, Christ - Bolt pulled out the "we're not racist coz a chinky-boy won Idol" argument again.
Yes, Andrew. And the White Australia Policy and Aboriginal non-citizenship weren't racist because Kamahl and Jimmy Little were popular in the 60s when those policies were still in place.
You. Cock.
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 11, 2005 10:52 PM
I love all my children equally and would hope that all my children equally love all my other children equally. But I wholeheartedly endorse people loving Tim more equally than they love others.
Posted by: God | August 12, 2005 6:50 PM
I CANNOT VOTE STOP AM IN AMERICA STOP PLEASE VOTE TWICE AS MUCH ON MY BEHALF STOP TIM YOU AND YOUR ALUMINIUM UNDIES ROCK MY WORLD STOP K THX BYE XX JELLYFISH
Posted by: jellyfish | August 13, 2005 8:31 AM
Are we sure we want to win this?
Posted by: MrLefty | August 13, 2005 12:53 PM
http://anonymouslefty.blogspot.com/2005/08/ausculture-jess-hearts-lefty-tim-4evs.html
Posted by: MrLefty | August 13, 2005 12:58 PM
Yes!
http://www.haloscan.com/comments/australianjeremy/112389427984804942/#102915
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 14, 2005 7:17 PM
Holy crap, Tim surpassed the Vesna juggernaut, and is into the final 2.
This change in the air is in direct correllation with the development of Auscultures Lefty Tim banners. Coincidence? Hardly.
Posted by: kate | August 15, 2005 12:16 AM
Could it be could it be could it be??????????? Please please please please please....ad infinitum Please creator let an interesting cack-funny original deserving person win BB this year. Rig the fucker if you have to, I don't give a shit about the integrity of the voting system at this stage, the stakes are too high.
Incidentally, am I the only one who has had Tim remind them of Travis Bickle from 'Taxi Driver'? The biege bomer-jacket, the neck-stretch, the a-bit-too-weird-adoration of a pretty woman, the hair, the face??
Love the young De Niro, and love Mr. Brunero :)
Posted by: Zoe | August 15, 2005 4:23 AM
He has it in the bag now that Vesna's out of the way. Vesna being out of the way would create many opportunities in any context though. Specifically when going down stairs. Greg will suffer from Blairitis (An Ausculture diagnosis!)
http://sydneyspy.blogspot.com/2005/08/big-brother-finale-following-previous.html
Posted by: Sydspy | August 15, 2005 7:43 AM
well done folks. who would have thought a roll of foil would change the face of politics in australia.
I couldn't help noticing Tim umpiring the ashes test . What a man.
Dirty
Posted by: dirty | August 15, 2005 10:56 AM
You're onto it Jess, this message, this thaw, from the heart of the bogan belt is the best reason to be optimistic in years.
Go Tim, lead us out of darkness.
Posted by: armaniac | August 15, 2005 11:59 AM
Hallelujah. Bring it on home Timothy.
Posted by: TallulahBelle | August 15, 2005 12:18 PM
He's there in the final 2 how glorious, it's almost too good to be true. Shame Ves isn't 2nd she's a spectacular woman. Timmy, Timmy, darling Timmy - the phone bill will be worth the looks on those bitter arsehole evictees faces. Is the tide turning on arseholes in this country finally. Now when Timmy wins, please join me in my campaign to get the Timmy & Ves show on air (piss that dirty dog off air and give it up to wit and fun with T&V, ooo cool name for their show T&V's TV :)
Posted by: kes | August 15, 2005 1:44 PM
How the fuck do you vote FOR Timmy? The Official Bigbrother site doesn't make it abundantly clear. I don't know whether to text Tim OR Greg for time to claim his rightful prize money and big brother glory.
http://bigbrother.3mobile.com.au/evictions.asp
Posted by: Mushroom | August 15, 2005 1:52 PM
I haven't watched the shop in previous years but from what I gather it's usually been won by likable-but-bland blokey guys? Let's not rest easy yet comrades!
Andrew Bolt has used the argument that isn't racist because a black guy won BB last year. It'll also be worth the phone bill to see how Rusty ties himself in knots explaining how mainstream Australia isn't really left-wing. Oh god, I'm damp just thinking about it...
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 15, 2005 2:02 PM
Andrew Bolt has used an argument that isn’t racist?!?!
Not fuckin' likely - "that isn’t racist" was meant to read "that mainstream Australia isn’t racist". I cut instead of copied. Stoopid Pooter.
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 15, 2005 2:07 PM
You have to vote against the other person, so text "greg" to 19 10 10.
Posted by: Buck Fudd | August 15, 2005 2:12 PM
Thanks Buck!
Is it my imagination that this is a totally different practise from other years where in the last show you voted FOR the winner my texting the winners name?
Posted by: Mushroom | August 15, 2005 2:17 PM
Buck Fudd is right.
If you want Tim to win you must SMS "Greg".
I checked with Channel Ten and that is definitely the case - I also think it is the opposite to last year. It could explain the unexpectedly close voting (about 51% to 49%) that the BB website is advertising.
Twiggy
Posted by: twiggy | August 15, 2005 3:39 PM
It's not in the bag yet. Don't forget that potplant Greg represents his bogan brother David. If I were David I'd spend thousands to ensure I get half of $836,000 and I am sure the bogan clan is busy voting Tim out. So don't forget to vote!!!
Posted by: Sarkey | August 15, 2005 3:56 PM
Leftie pigs have no place in Australia
Posted by: K | August 15, 2005 10:42 PM
http://aa.com http://www.aab1004.com
Posted by: Denni | September 20, 2005 5:26 AM