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July 29, 2005
Thatcher-Birdcunt & Vesna Discuss Tim’s Unfortunate Kate Crush
Kate: It must suck, for him. Can you imagine liking someone?”
Vesna: No, I’ve never liked anyone in my life.
A brilliant response to an astoundingly stupid comment. Vesna is really quite superb.
Last night while watching the Big Brother daily show, I decided to see whether the fact Thatcher is a manipulative lady who whinges constantly about Tim’s feelings for her to gain sympathy from the public\other housemates and yet simultaneously subtly flirts with him in order to give him feelings of hope and encouragement was blindingly obvious to someone who doesn’t watch the show.
I decided to grill Housemate Steve - the only member of our share house of love who has managed to avoid the show like the plague. He’s also a boy (certified by medical authorities nearly 27 years ago, I believe) so he was able to give me a Straight Male Perspective on the issue.
He watched Kate, Tim and Greg in the diary room talking to Big Brother. He watched Kate’s hands linger on Tim’s shoulder. He watched her fingers gently outline the words “Shag me, Timmy” on his back. He watched her giggle girlishly and flash her big gummy conservative smile in the hapless Tim’s direction.
VERDICT - Thatcher is definitely flirting with Lefty Tim.
Some will screech upon reading the above “Goddamn you, Jess! Can’t a girl just be nice to a boy without her motives suffering from misconstrusion?! Are you even intellect, for fuck’s sake?!”
I understand that sometimes girls are nice to boys, and boys with easy hearts can read it the wrong way and develop crushes that put everyone in an awkward, awful position.
But there’s something about Kate I just don’t trust - and it started before the recent homophobia scandal. When she tearfully nominated Logan David to stay the other week rather than Logan Greg (who we all know she liked more), I couldn’t help but feel her choice had less to do with her believing “David really wanted to be on the show and it was his idea” thus keeping him was the right thing to do, and more to do with her being savvy enough to realise Greg would be more popular with the audience. Keeping David increased her chances of winning the prize money.
It is with this same anti-Thatcher paranoia that I suspect Kate gives Tim little snippets of encouragement now and then and just when he feels comfortable enough to talk to her about his feelings again, she immediately switches into damsel in distress mode. Her attempts to blacken Timmy’s reputation MAKES MY HEART HURT AND A FIERY MURDEROUS FEELING OF RAGE BURN INSIDE MY HEAD.
Add to that her reaction to Tim’s hilarious cross dressing “free your mind” rambling (telling Mel stuff along the lines of “That’s creepy, he seemed to enjoy it too much, I think he got an erection”) which struck me as an obvious attempt at putting anti-Tim ideas in a fellow housemate’s head.
DAMN HER! DAMN HER!
This is why you should text Melanie to 19 10 10, and then REALLY kick Kate’s arse in an overwhelming landslide of an eviction the week after. Cough.
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Comments
which would have nothing to do with your trip up to dreamworld with a carton of rotten eggs and a t-shirt emblazoned with "SUCK MY HOMO LOVING LEFT ONE THATCHER-BIRDCUNT!!!" would it?
so I'm beginning to think the whole over-reaction to the timmy/greg kiss was a bit of audience and housemate manipulation. am I bit slow on the uptake?
Posted by: fluffy | July 29, 2005 3:20 PM
I've seen her boobs, now get her out.
Posted by: Jiam Dee | July 29, 2005 5:23 PM
I have seen how her mind works - now get her out. I have seen her selfishness - now get her out. I have seen how her cold heart doesn't work - now get her out.
I have seen her support rightwing wanker crap - now get her out.
I have seen her insult the gay community - now get her out.
I have seen her behave horribly to the replacement HMs - now get her out.
I have seen how she treats Mr Beautiful Timmy the ogre slayer - now get her out.
Posted by: kes | July 29, 2005 5:29 PM
Too late. I've already SMS'ed "Kate" to 19 10 10 (for terms and conditions see the Big Brother website at bigbrother.3mobile.com.au) I'd like to give you the joy of seeing Kate thrown out, but I'd rather see Lefty Tim win. And the less he sees Kate over the next few weeks, the more likely it is that'll happen.
Posted by: Matt | July 29, 2005 8:20 PM
No, I'm sure that stuff was genuine. Just before greg and tim cross-dressed and danced for them a couple of days ago (the day before the kiss?) she said (approx) "I wish men would just be men". During it she was cringing and frowning while the other girls were laughing hysterically, and when the guys came over to them she ran away. She really does hate gays.
Evict her NOW. Do not pander to Jess's whims ausculture readers! Destroy Thatcher NOW!
Posted by: Buck Fudd | July 29, 2005 9:35 PM
And if I were considerably more intelligent and less of a dickhead I probably would have said that too.
Posted by: Jiam Dee | July 30, 2005 3:44 AM
Damn Jess, Your worship of Tim has clouded your perception of females in close proximity. If Kate was toying with another boy you'd be all giddy with delight. Don't let jealousy get in the way of your journalistic integrity.
Kate is a bit of a bitch sometimes (and sexually confused), but I still kinda like her. The whole fish eye swallowing gained a lot of respect from me.
Olly
Posted by: Olly | July 30, 2005 7:27 PM
Ditto.
Posted by: Naomi | July 30, 2005 7:52 PM
Agreed. If you stopped your Timmy obsession for one second, you'd see your judgement is clearly clouded. Get over it!
Posted by: Moi | July 31, 2005 5:40 PM
On the BB website, Carmel Hill defends Kate's behaviour claiming that she 'didn't really mean it.'
They really don't want Tim to win, do they?
Also, Melanie has admitted that she was 'with' Millsy. She says that he stayed at her house but she didn't sleep with him. Uh huh.
Why would you admit that to anyone?
Ever?
Posted by: ms cynic | July 31, 2005 7:22 PM
GOOD RIDDANCE KATE!!
You have to tell us what you'll be saying to her at the cocktail party. Maybe you could just go for the pash and see how she reacts?
The ONLY bad thing about her departure is the distress of poor Timmy.
LEFTY TIM DESERVES TO WIN
Posted by: Locket | July 31, 2005 10:33 PM
Notice how they didn't ask Kate about the homophobia stuff. She did let out a nice "ewww" when they showed the boys kissing. Me thinks the BB people well let get her to prepare a response for monday, if they even bother grilling her at all.
I think I'm starting to like Vesna as well.
Posted by: SuperKing | July 31, 2005 11:24 PM
So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so HAPPY.
That is all.
Posted by: ms cynic | August 1, 2005 12:16 PM
It seems rose chong don't have six saxon costumes for sunday Jess. 6 more sleeps. I'm pumped. See you in dreamland. Dirty
Posted by: dirty | August 1, 2005 1:54 PM
I soooooooo wished I was on Big Brother so I could have exposed MTBC to the public. Every question she asked HMs, particularly the females, was to get them to Doubt Tim... she knew he was a threat to win and wanted him gone... she encouraged Mel with smart manipulative words covered in sugary fake concern and got Mel thinking Tim is a creep.
I am happy to say that KATE YOUR MANIPULATIVE WAYS DIDN'T WORK YOU STUPID PRINCESSY HYPOCRITICAL BITCH WHO MASTURBATES OPENLY BUT HATES PUBLIC BURPING.
You're gone. The money isn't yours .. I laugh in your general direction. Take yer four wheel drive and go to the outback. Stay there.
dusts herself off
Posted by: Annie | August 1, 2005 5:14 PM
TIM OR VES TO WIN... don't care either way. Kate is gone... Mel is next followed by Greggles.
Posted by: Annie | August 1, 2005 5:25 PM
Annie, you're quite right. It hadn't occured to me that MTBC, as you endearingly call her, was quite prepared to frig herself stupid with Christie, yet deeply disgusted and offended should Christie burp. What a silly bitch.
Posted by: Zoe | August 1, 2005 9:56 PM
I think Greg should win he's a nice gye but i'm quite sad that Melanie and christie went. I just saw how interested greg was to Nadia bye now!!
Posted by: Kelly Prior | August 8, 2005 10:47 PM
fucken hot
Posted by: rebecca | February 24, 2006 4:44 PM
I live at 48123 Commonwealth in Seattle. Been up here before?
Posted by: Mike Flacklestein | July 8, 2006 8:53 AM