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July 21, 2005
Happy Bec & Lleyton Day!
Without giving away too much which may reveal our wildly endearing, intelligent and humble sources, ausculture.com can exclusively reveal that one of the songs the happy couple will be dancing to tonight is Man Of The Hour… and it’ll be performed live tonight by the wedding’s worst kept secret - big John Farnham! Our spies also assure us he is in FINE vocal form this evening, having spent the afternoon practising diligently. Clearly he is a man who understands the importance of Bec & Lleyton Day.
One does wonder why Bec & Lley Lley would pick a song with the lyric “There’s a fool born every minute and I’m the man of the hour” for their reception (is Lleyton upset about something?) but hey, let’s not dwell.
REMEMBER EVERYBODY!
BEC & LLEYTON DAY IS THE MOST MAGICAL DAY OF THE YEAR!
CUPID AND FARNSEY ARE SPRINKLING FAIRY DUST OF LOVE AND JOY ACROSS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE TONIGHT!
LIVE 8 WAS JUST A PRACTICE RUN FOR THE REAL WORLD-UNITING EVENT!
B.C
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L.H
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EVS
— Filed under Common
Comments
Such bogans.
And whats with the Cambodian orphanage project they have extablished? Who do they think they are? Mr and Mrs Smith?
Posted by: ukulele | July 22, 2005 11:40 AM
I bet that Kim Clijsters feels like a loser now! HEAR THAT KIMMY? LLEY LLEY HAPPY NOW! MAN OF THE HOUR! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Posted by: fluffy | July 22, 2005 12:13 PM
your "unnamed source" must have been pretty darn close to the action...
Posted by: la nadine | July 22, 2005 2:24 PM
I can see them from my balcony.
Ps- Thanks for the brilliant bit.
Posted by: rguemazecentral | July 22, 2005 6:40 PM
i saw a pic of them on the front page of ninemsn the other day. bec was....yellow. possibly verging on orange...yellow...yeah
Posted by: carly | July 23, 2005 2:18 PM
Is that really a photo of Bec where she isn't gazing directly into the camera. Shocking!
Posted by: Mary | July 25, 2005 10:28 PM