July 20, 2005

Hi there Jess, Sorry to be an interloper but I have enjoyed your BB analysis from afar for too long. Call me a stalker if you will, which seems to be the latest craze (accusing people of stalking that is, not actually the act itself – which is terrible of course I hasten to add). For have you not heard? If the intellectual powerhouse that is the Big Brother forum is to be believed (and surely it must be), Tim fans are deserting him in droves due to his creepy, sly, psychotic tendencies and the blatantly transparent plan he has hatched to murder Kate the Innocent and her unborn lovechild (fathered by Melanie if the rumours are to be believed) in her sleep.

I on the other hand think the whole sordid affair has been designed by lefty himself to increase sales for his forthcoming book (which Andrew Denton assures us he’s intending to write) about his experiences in the house...which I’m tipping will be titled something along the lines of - How I learned to stop worrying and love Thatcher.

this isn't the first "matesy masturbation session" that's gone on. at one point when the sleeping areas were divided into male/female, all the girls had a red hot go. it was on up late, don't know if it made uncut.

Not that I usually harp on mindless crap BUT I HAVE LOGAN GAYNESS FEVER. Head over to the nova100 website and listen to the interview with Hughesy, Kate and Dave. Another opportunity for David to set the record "straight" and he makes a few jokes and they move on. Someone ask that man directly, do you (or your brother) like doodle!

Yes, it does appear that Little Timmy is in danger. In danger to none other than...Vesna! Who saw that one coming? Her popularity is now on 40%, Tim has slipped back to 2nd place. Which doesn't sound that bad, but he is now almost half Vesna's current popuarity. Hopefully as the show comes down to the finish line, they will refresh the viewers memory by showing some footage Tim frantically searching for a rogue dummy head inside a couch cushion, to lead people back toward the light.

This Vesna surge is worrying, did Timmy peak too early? Is mean Dean up to no good on the outside? Or is the luscious Ves just a bit of stress relief at the moment - it is cruel & painful viewing with Rita the people eater grinning & dripping with evil. Come on Timmy, come on! And if you have ever wondered what the hell Timmy is doing in the madhouse, quote from today's diary: 15:34 The HMs talk about what they were doing the day they auditioned for the show.

Tim and Vesna comment that they were the very last people to be auditioned on the day they lined up.

*Tim says that he just joined in the line out of interest because he was walking past. :)

i really liked hotdogs! oh n dean ROCKED he made the house interesting!!!!!!!!! the logans rule n i think it was stupid to let 1 of them go .go logans!!!!!!!!!!! ...................................................................... p.s dont worry im not stalking u...lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I admit to being struck down with a similar affliction. Good news sufferers, apparently there was some Logan Greg and Lefty Tim Hot Pash Action last night. I tell no lie. I wait with baited breath for the next installment of Uncut, where hopefully we'll get some lip-lock replays of the apparently dreadfully inebriated couple. Is it wrong and dirty of me to be turned on by the prospect? I reason that I just enjoy the celebration of diversity.
In addition, has anyone noticed Logan David's lisp becoming more prominent as the series progresses. Have a listen and you decide. Come on Gretal, say the words...."Its time to come out, Logan Greg"

LOL!!!!!!!11!!1one!!!1eleven!!

U r so COLL!!1!! HOtdogS was DA BOMM!! DEAN was so goOd, I HOPE hiss evicton was a FAKE and he commes back inn and THRWOS THE HOUSE INTO KAOS!!!!1 I keep trrying to get through to Miek og the Brianteasres to tell him wht i thinck, but their so hard, i get two chllenged and carnt DO IT! LOL!! go GREGb now that david (stoopindhed) is evictd!!!!!!!!1

Oooh I can't wait till the next uncut, a little homoerotica is just what the doctor ordered.

And sure, Dean is a cunt, but I was devastated when he left. Rita should be smacked. I thought it quite hilarious when she came out of the exit room, told them Dean was evicted and one of the hm's asked earnestly 'are you lying??'

Yes I thought their reaction was quite hysterical. Even better though was her wail to BB in the Diary Room a few days later..."I wish I wasn't such a kind-hearted person!"

I do think she's a teensy weensy bit disturbed - I'm waiting for a BB Ninja to convert all the cutlery to the plastic disposal type in the middle of the night.

Imagine coming out of the room, telling them Dean is gone and hearing "Are you lying?"..omg wouldn't that be an indication of how unpopular you are???

Then the idiot woman sits down and says "They like me", ala Sally Field at the Oscars.. wrong!!!

Wait till she sees the percentage of votes and the nominations tonight when she sits on the eviction couch(hope she doesn't try to eat it). I can't wait EVIL LAUGH....

Zing.

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

THE PADDLE POP LION IS SLAIN !!!!

Fourteen and a half minutes of fame and counting ...

you have really captured the essence of your average big brother fan. The kind who loves to love it, as opposed to those who love to hate it.

I wonder if Christie really is the Paddle-Pop Lion. I mean, sure they have the same mange (and yes, i do mean mange) but the Paddle-Pop lion has clear skin and seams quite articulate, and i've never seen him fall on his head or fart like a bush-pig.

I suspect that Christie is to the Paddle-Pop lion, what Dannii is to Kylie. Only a theory though, he could be tricking us.

That was my one and only BB uncut and the next morning I woke up and my first thought as I shock the sleep out of my head - was that sauna scene a dream?..... Oh no Oh no it was real. I have no problem with anyone masturbating but time and place. I mean if you are a man and at the beach - well your going to get arrested. If kate were daughter I just don't know how you could say with all honesty to Gretel "Well I am just sooooo proud of her" personally I would prefer to give her a Jerry Springer bitch slap and (that is not just for the frenzied and very public masturbating) " I would like to say I though I taught you better" When my six year old boy has started to show genital interest I have encouraged him to enjoy it in the privacy of his own room and to not shock any unsuspecting visitors - I am sure that's the balanced view - isn't it?

Why is it posted on here that kate said she supports the war on iraq when vesna has also made comments about howard. i cant beleive that vesna is so well liked. she is the most obnoxious pig ive seen in the lifetime of big brother. she treats the other housemates like dirt and gets away with it. she continually verbally abuses big brother and gets away with it. if she got a strike for everytime she abused big brother she would be out of the house already. i say vote her out. she is not what australia is about and has no right to win. below is the post on the official website which says about vesna worrying about how she would be perceived after her comments. why arent those comments on her???

Last two in the house to be kate and tim. and hopefully kate will win it.

19:51 Tim asks Kate: "Do you think of yourself as a weirdo?" Greg confesses he went to tell BB he was concerned about Vesna's behaviour.

Noticing the way Kate has separated the apple from the pie, and the ice cream and the custard, Tim asks: "Do you think of yourself as a weirdo?" She grins and replies: "Maybe a little obsessive compulsive." She explains she drives to work in a very specific way and can't eat foods when they're combined. Tim asks if she's ever been late for work because she was checking and re-checking locked doors, and Kate insists she hasn't.

Greg emerges from the Diary Room and, when questioned about his motives, confesses he went to tell BB he was concerned about Vesna. He explains he said she'd been behaving weirdly and asked if BB could take her in and check she was okay. Vesna explains that she's worried about eviction, and how the public will react to her when she gets out. She says she's particularly worried about comments she's made about John Howard and single mothers, adding: "I'm just worried people are going to hate me."