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June 29, 2005
Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
Chortle. Ahem…
This is them -
From what I can gather, the girls consist of a blonde bird who thinks she rocks (yawn) and a blonde bird who has pashed Grant Hackett. We’ll wait till they enter the house before discussing them further (i.e. dissecting every flaw and irritating personality trait they have).
But I did want to mention the fact I feel we need to pay special attention to Heath The Bloke. He looks like a surfie version of the lead singer from The Music and he sounds like Glenn - which means absolutely nothing, but hear this! He has an additional Bec Cartwright’s Cleft Chin dimension to his face! Will his bumchin prove powerful enough for him to win Big Brother? Let’s hope not - for Lefty Tim’s sake.
In the name of Lefty Tim and all that is good and pure and righteous in this crazy world, we pray.
(Can I get an hallelujah?)
Posted by Jess at June 29, 2005 1:28 AM— Filed under
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HALLELUJAH!
Posted by: Couldyourepeatthat | June 29, 2005 11:35 AM
Melanie, the smart & beautiful one, must fall in love with Tim - she's smart so how can she resist sexy, witty, muscle man Tim. Others will try to woo her but they are dirty & boring, Tim is her only chance for sanity (& to avoid the teen girl off-with-your-head votes).
Posted by: kes | June 29, 2005 1:58 PM
Is it just me or did this buffoon have Gretel batting her eyelids and giggling coquettishly?
A Greath on the cards ?
Oh, hallelujah, praise Benny Hinn !
Posted by: epicurus | June 30, 2005 1:34 AM
Perhaps for the two seconds it took for her to work him out. She got very dismissive very quickly. Gretel does have a little sense. Compared to Heath, Saxon was an intellectual titan and emotionally secure.
Posted by: anon | June 30, 2005 2:00 AM
Very quick judgement call ! Mind you, Saxon was a dimwit of the same age group as her children...I don't think Gretski sets the bar too high for the surferboys :)
Posted by: epicurus | June 30, 2005 2:33 AM
OMG I am not going loco! When Heath was talking to Gretel I had a feeling of dejavu.. I knew that voice... later it hit me when he was in the waiting room.. he sounded just like David or Greg to me... (they're both similar in voice being twins)..nice to know I'm not going ga ga...
Posted by: Annie | June 30, 2005 3:09 AM
Hah! The Music! I would never have spotted that, if you didn't mention it.
Posted by: antzpantz | July 1, 2005 5:14 AM
part one of the pressure campaign. August eviction - it's time to go....... .....Jess. Make it happen or regret it the rest of your life.
Posted by: dirty | July 1, 2005 6:47 PM
Unaware of any ga-ga noises being dispelled from the lovely Gretski's lips, however was possibly too distracted by the lumps protruding from her left eyelid. Have these nasties always been present or are they simply the effect of years of partying out with BB evictees instead of spending time more wisely by applying the latest in age-defying lotions and potions each night?
Posted by: HO | July 2, 2005 6:37 PM
Thats some scar on her eyelid and it's been there since BB1... I too, am distracted by it.... it's like.... like...........something I've never seen before.... so... entrancing....
Oh... ( I love dots).. I remember Saxon in BB3 crying that he wanted his mummy... so if Heath does that, he's in with a good chance to snare Gretel..
Posted by: Annie | July 3, 2005 12:45 PM