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June 29, 2005

Glenn Talks Dirty…

Youse evah hadda Sess Massaarrhj? Oi bloynfal yew an that, sarzya carn see wozgawwenorn. Oi stard orf by rubbin’ ya back wif oil. All ovah an that. Rubbin’ ya neck and shit. Rooly payin’ close ‘tenshun teyah. Oi rub down ya alms an back rownja necken that, an downya lecks too. Oi rub me chess upagenshta an shit, rool hot. Lodsa oyl. Then oi flip yas ovah an, loike, do the same an that. An then wenyarz all oyled upanthat, oi giveya a happy endin’. Yeah, Ay-Boy-Soy. Yeah, fershuuur. An juss when youse is bout to splode an that… oi slippedin. An the gewl, maaate. She loike, juss comes stroight awoy cos sheeze all penn up an that. Oi don lass mushlonga eye-ver cos oym preeddy mushreddy to splode an that meself, boy that stay-jah. Yeeeah.

Michelle got it totally wrong - he is not a baa-stard! Shearer is an erotic gift to the ladies of the nation, wrapped lovingly in a blue singlet top and tight footy shorts. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to have a cigarette.

For some reason, the original of this entry mysteriously disappeared. Here it is again, minus the original comments. No, I don’t know what happened. Stupid technology.