June 20, 2005

• Okay, okay. Geneva is mental.

I was looking at Lefty Tim tonight, thinking, hm that curly lipped man is actually quite sexually alluring. I'm not sure if I'm just developing a revenge crush though 'cause my boy is in love with the girl on the panadol ad. He thinks that as she huskily mouths "panadol" while gazing saucily down the camera lens, what she's actually saying is: "is that a hockey stick/extra-large-panadol-rapid in your pocket, or shall we make our way to the boudoir, big boy?"*

Anyway, yes, Tim is a v good boy. A lone dandelion in a sea of nettles. Tim must win!

xoxox nora

*As compared to the Nicobate harpy; as she smugly purrs "So now I've quit smoking, AND I'm keeping my weight under control, too!" she's really saying "SUCK ON THAT, CHAIN SMOKING FATSOS!" Although she could also be saying "Please I'm begging you, I'm dying here, I NEED YOUR SPECIAL HOMEMADE LARD & TAR SOUP AND I NEED IT NOW!"...it's hard to tell exactly over the gunfire and chainsaw revs going off in my gentle little soul.

And Lefty Tim comes with a union label of approval! I heart young workers who tell it like it is about Howardian evil on reality tv!

Nora, do you have a blog?

I'll rephrase.

Nora, you must have a blog.

everytime i think i've reached my love quota for tim, he does something even better and my heart expands just that little bit more.

Like this: Tim gets Greg to tuck him in to bed and to tell him a story about a man with a 'disproportionately large chest who is very loud and aggressive.'

Snarky and hilarious! I heart you, Tim!

Back off Bitches.

Creepy Cupid's Bow Is MINE!

No blog right now I'm afraid, am too busy putting bread on the table/baked beans in the microwave, invading comments pages of other people's blogs, watching deliciously appalling reality TV, pashing grainy pictures of Lefty Tim, etc etc.

Oh and I'm v lazy.

But am flattered by yr encouragement/demand.

xxoxoxo nora