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June 19, 2005
An Important Announcement On Where We Stand
While ausculture.com have always had a tender spot for dear Lefty Tim, it wasn’t until today that we made up our mind to back him to win. There were a few other folk in the house who we suspected might also make deserving winners, BUT NOT ANYMORE*.
REASONS TO LOVE LEFTY TIM
* He is passionate about gastro intestinal issues!
* He can’t dance!
* He is good humoured about even the most arsey behaviour from the boys!
* He apologised to Christie for being too harsh when she didn’t deserve it!
* He can eat wood! (not actually true)
* He has extra eye-lids! (not actually true either)
* He doesn’t support the war in Iraq**!
* He is EXTREMELY buffed and muscular!
Also, there are a zillion other reasons and we will bring them up as the weeks go on. If you can think of a reason to LOVE Lefty Tim, please feel free to let us know.
*That said, I’d still probably invite Kate along to a kd lang concert, if you catch my drift.
**I’m a filthy latte lefty, remember?
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Comments
I look at Timmy and I think "Barry Humphries".
I don't know if that's a reason to love him. I'm just saying.
Posted by: jacktrade | June 19, 2005 6:43 PM
He told the Logan twins that:
"In some places in Africa, twins, at birth are put in jars and taken out into the bush to die." He suggests: "Maybe we should start doing it ... (Day 26)
Posted by: Anonymous | June 19, 2005 6:55 PM
He reminds me of Fat Tulip!
Posted by: Princess Mediocre | June 19, 2005 7:25 PM
Indeed! Oh and Baldrick...
Posted by: Davey | June 19, 2005 7:33 PM
Oh yes, we dream the same dream. It's his curly barry lip that does it.
Posted by: nora | June 19, 2005 7:38 PM
This is all quite brilliant. The more we stick together and bring up Tim's highlights, the more the world (or the twelve of you who read this BB05 blog) will realise that LEFTY TIM IS GLORIOUS AND MUST WIN THIS YEARS SHOW!
Posted by: Jess | June 19, 2005 8:21 PM
make that thirteen
Posted by: Phil | June 19, 2005 8:32 PM
Love him because he thinks for himself and doesn't bloody well run with the pack. Who else out of that bunch felt the need to be decent to Rachael after her entry spat with Dean Mean? The others treated her as if she had leprosy, while Timmy behaved with decency and kindness.
Posted by: Tee | June 19, 2005 8:47 PM
I'm certainly not delving into the Behind BB live feed archives to find the exact wording, but one night the boys were teasing him about being a geek, and he said, "I'd never get called a geek in the outside world. I was smoking cones before any of you had even tasted beer." To which one of the Logans smarmed, "Smoking dope doesn't make you cool." Lefty Tim replied, "Yes it does"
It's funny because it's true.
Posted by: Ruth | June 19, 2005 11:45 PM
I believe it was Timmy that on uplate said that LG (major BB sponsor) manufacture weapons systems - which is kinda true and whole lot betta than doing nude shampoo commercials to please sponsors as Rack did.
Posted by: artifact | June 20, 2005 4:46 AM
What Tim needs is a hair cut. His slick-backed hair during the tango task suited him very well. Mostly, though, his hair is a trainwreck. It detracts.
Posted by: psimilarity | June 20, 2005 12:38 PM
Ruth, you have made my month.
Posted by: skander | June 20, 2005 3:07 PM
Tim is more popular than ever, according to the official sites latest daily statistics.
Christie 20% Dean 5% Geneva 5% Glenn 3% Hotdogs 3% Kate 24% Logan 9% Tim 22% Vesna 8%
Posted by: X | June 20, 2005 9:10 PM
Yet another reason to love Timmy:
He is a benevolent Master.
Posted by: X | June 20, 2005 9:28 PM
Tim just gets better and better. From latest Diary entry:
"Tim buzzes Greg and tells him: "Tim Tam. Now. One of." He says that Greg must smell it before he gives it to him. He adds that when he tells a story, Greg must appear "animated" and when he tells a joke, "laughter is necessary". Taking it one step further, Tim instructs Greg to warm the toilet seat for him."
Posted by: X | June 20, 2005 10:22 PM