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June 13, 2005
Random Thoughts.
- Glenn really is a complete arse, isn’t he?
- I feel sorry for Michelle - but Gretel totally wants to make it up to her in a Sapphic manner. “Isn’t it awful, Michelle? I know it’s hard, Michelle. Gee, Michelle - you look great. You’ve been so wonderful and strong, Michelle. I bet you aren’t interested in guys anymore, are you Michelle? Have you seen my dressing room, Michelle? Want to have a lie down?”
- Tim is going to win Big Brother. Or at the very least, he’ll come second behind Kate. Teehee. I’m feeling rather confident about that.
- I hope - even though she’s irritating beyond belief - that StrawVadge makes it through the eviction in order to keep Cunty Dean infuriated and throwing tantrums. And since the Australian public has a habit of doing the opposite of what I demand of them, I’m confident she’ll be the one to get booted on Sunday night.
- Personally, I think Geneva should probably go. She’s yet to murder anyone and she’s more needy than I can tolerate.
- That said, Christie could go too and I probably wouldn’t mind either way. Am I losing my Big Brother momentum?
- DAMN YOU GLENN! DAMN YOU FOR RESCUING DEAN!
- Have I mentioned lately that I love Tim? But Gretel had better watch herself - I’m less than impressed by her tendency to make snide remarks about him. Don’t make me shake my fist at the screen again, you cheeky little half-Graxon!
- Dudes, has anyone heard of some Orson bloke? Orphan? Orwell? Apparently he’s like, a producer or something on the show. (dribbles)
Posted by Jess at June 13, 2005 11:22 PM
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Cutting from footage of the girls talking sweetly about Glenn ('Ooh, Michelle, did you see the little thing he did to your hair!' giggle giggle) to the boys in the spa demonstrating their take on it ('Bit o' dry rootin'!' snort snort) was pure editing genius. Poor Michelle.
Posted by: jellyfish | June 14, 2005 2:11 AM
I lurrve it when you talk dirty you potty mouthed ho you and yes Kate and Tim to take home 1 and 2
Posted by: s2art | June 14, 2005 10:02 AM
I hope you're right about Tim - I've got money on him at 30/1! GO TIM!
Posted by: Couldyourepeatthat | June 14, 2005 11:59 AM
Hah! There's only one Marty. stupid cow based her opinion of all country boys on what she learned from watching Big Brother. Fool. ...or.... This is all par for the course, only women don't usually get to see the boy talk (at the same time as the rest of the nation). You can only wonder ladies. I ain't tellin' dirtyD
Posted by: dirty | June 14, 2005 12:04 PM
I know this is not the right forum, but i was wondering if jess or anyone could sort this out... you know how when hotdogs or anyone talks about their life difficulties it becomes front page news... well read the following
Geneva says she wishes she understood Rachael and Vesna says: "I understand her. She's had a very tough life." She reveals that Rachael has told her all about her past, and adds: "I thought I was raised really badly, but yeah..." Vesna tells Geneva that she can't tell her specifics but says: "Let me put it this way: it's beyond your imagination." Christie agrees: "It changed the way I looked at her." Geneva asks what she's like and Vesna replies: "She's normal. She's got issues like everyone but she's normal." Geneva complains that she wants to know but Rachael won't tell her. She decides: "I'm just gonna keep treating her like s**t."
Okay, they made mention when they brought Rachael out on stage the first time, about her hard life, she's obviously talked about it in the house, cos her and vesna hadn't met before... so where is the story? are they going to show it to the audience this week to try to save her so that her and dean and david and... well her and everybody else can keep fighting? what is her hard life? has it been shown and i missed it? anyway, if anything is going to sway votes for Rachael it will be revealing this... if they do, it shows they are in favor of her staying if they dont' show it, i guess they just want to get rid of her and show her as an unsympathetic character.... can someone investigate this???
Posted by: dls | June 14, 2005 12:17 PM
I saw a bit when she was in the rewards room with Lefty Tim, going through her impression of a retarded seal in the bath, then going on about how she was taken away from her mother and younger brothers at some point, I guessed around 14, to live with her best friend's family (fostered or adopted). It sounded like her mum was some sort of nightmarish smack ho or the like who 'couldn't cope'.
Posted by: skander | June 14, 2005 1:18 PM
I said Tim would win ages ago and none of my friends believed me.
Now Jess from Ausculture is on the bandwagon, we can't lose!
(I am moved to vote to keep Rachael in the house just to see........) What a horrible thing for Geneva to say.
Posted by: Téa B | June 14, 2005 2:32 PM
Is it just me or is anyone else just sick of listening to Gretel's man-hating shite? Fair dinkum, enough is enough. She picks up on any slight opening to push her extremely narrow views about the male species forward. As for the latest stitch-up of the poor bush shearer - fair dinkum, I think he is the only one in there actually keeping it real and being true to himself. Like it or leave it ladies, I make no apologies for what he does but what is it about women like Michelle that keeps making them throw themselves at situations like this (especially manufactured ones in a fantasy world) and then act all hurt when it goes stinky? I mean, haven't we all seen this kind of situation before, yet still they go like moths to a lamp. Go figure.
Posted by: observer | June 14, 2005 4:08 PM
No, it's just you. Gretel is brilliant.
Posted by: Fop | June 14, 2005 6:46 PM
"the poor bush shearer"
Fuck off. He's a redneck, ginger meggs, sheep shagger from fucking Stawell. Of course he's a cunt. The only mystery about him is how many drunken B & S rapes he's committed.
bush bogan cunt.
Posted by: Buck Fudd | June 14, 2005 7:46 PM
How bad could her childhood have been? beyond my imagination? I very much doubt that. I once picked up a book that went into ultra specific detail about some of the most torturous murders, and came close to vomiting. Carmel Hill has some explaining to do, assuming she has veto power on house prospects. Geneva says: "If she comes near me ill punch her in the face", there may have been some stern looks across the BB production office that day let me tell you. Is Rachael stable enough to cope. Not bloody likely!
Posted by: han | June 14, 2005 9:12 PM
Dun beat around the bush buck . Get to the point hhahahahaha
Posted by: Annie | June 14, 2005 9:52 PM
"Sapphic". Nice one. How long you been waiting to squeeze THAT into a post?
Posted by: Peter | June 14, 2005 11:33 PM
Actually, I thought I managed to squeeze it into most posts. I adore all things lesbionic.
Posted by: Jess | June 15, 2005 12:05 AM
On the looverrrs: I must say, witchy though michelle might be, she's handled the situation with remarkable grace. I woulda been up hissing & spitting rudey words at the big screens on Sunday night, national tv or no.
Glenn must have poo in his brain. I'd be interested to find out if he ever gets laid again once he's evicted. Was -hilarious- to see him say he hopes Austraya's seeing him as a casual, easy-going country boy (or some shit like that)...he thinks he's going to win! HAH! Oaf.
Was anyone else a bit disappointed with Tim for joining in with the "hrrhrr gona bang the cunt in rewards room yee ha hrrhrr" spa conversation? I worry that being stuck in a house full of macho insightless bogans is having a bad influence on him.
On the Kill: definitely not liking Gretel's sly jabs at Tim. She's a nasty piece of work. And don't even get me started on her 'I'm too good to be hosting the Monday night penie/titty fest, ooh isn't it puerile and wrong and CAN WE GET ANOTHER SHOT OF DEANO'S COCK PLEASE?' attitude. Embrace yr soullessness, Grets, don't fight it.
Posted by: nora | June 15, 2005 3:08 AM
I actually agree, she is a brilliant woman - very clever and talented. But she is a man-hater who uses every available opportunity to get her built up hatred of men off her chest, usually cleverly lecturing to a TV camera with no-one there with a right of reply.
Posted by: observer | June 15, 2005 2:16 PM
Ever been to the bush? Don't go with that attitude champ or you might find out how little they tolerate the likes of you.
Posted by: observer | June 15, 2005 2:21 PM
I found out how little they tolerate the likes of me growing up there. Even further from anywhere than Stawell. I know how to rein in my champion's attitude when I'm bushside, thanks.
(The agro is 1 part deliberate schtick, btw. I don't hate them that much. More annoyed by talk of how honest and unaffected they are. Bullsh.)
Posted by: Buck Fudd | June 15, 2005 5:36 PM
Another country boy here, in defence of Bucky. 99% of country blokes are total fucking cunts who say things like "champ" and make veiled threats to non-footy-playing people they think are getting too uppity. The other 1% are decent folk like Bucky and me who get the fuck outta there and spend a few years washing off the stink.
Posted by: Tillops | June 17, 2005 11:38 PM