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April 21, 2005
Dude, Where’s My Cock?
Well Ashton, we’re glad you asked. It would seem it is featuring prominently as you don your rather attractive unitard in the photo below, pointing north-east and frightening small children and dogs. Is that thing fo shizzle?
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Meanwhile, the always informative and honest gossip columnist Liz Smith has announced that Ashton’s romance with Demi Moore is REAL LOVE. You can trust her, you know. She guest-starred on The Nanny once.
PS: Looks like News Of The World was right - Ben and Jennifer II are reportedly engaged.
Posted by Jess at April 21, 2005 3:02 AM— Filed under Common
Comments
Um. Why is he wearing that, please?
Posted by: ms fits | April 21, 2005 11:52 AM
Chris Bath morning newsreader on 7 for the job as new host of a current affair. I think she would do a great job, she's smart, not afraid to speak her mind, and young. I would start watching the show again. Get it out there Jess!
Posted by: Gareth | April 21, 2005 12:56 PM