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October 14, 2004
There is infinite hope, but not for mankind.
You know what they say: “celebrity is a fickle mistress.” Fame-whoring is the only decent way to get your own back on her, although that will often leave you regretting it further down the track as you squeal in agony whilst you urinate lava from the depths of hell. This naturally brings me to the topic at hand which, if you hadn’t already guessed, is Delta Goodrem.
Delta is releasing her own line of lingerie. Personally I think 19 is too young to have your own line of lingerie. Then again I’m probably just jealous — I’ve been pushing for my own line of lingerie since 2002.
Delta is quoted as saying:
Right.
Delta is also in court arguing that her “secret album” is shit in the hope that this will prevent it from being released. I can only hope that she succeeds and that this sets a precedent that stops any more shit albums from being released.
With the take off of Delta’s underwear, spare a thought for Tiffani Wood who, unlike Delta, doesn’t get to take people to court to prevent them from releasing her music. Tiffani is having trouble breaking the $50 mark on an ebay auction for a signed t-shirt. This is pretty bad given that the proceeds are going towards the National Breast Cancer Foundation.
I’d give it a mercy bid but… you know.
Posted by Patrick at October 14, 2004 1:33 PM— Filed under Common , Music Musings
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In related news, Delta's boyfriend Mark "Tin Man" Phillipoussis is releasing an underwear line unfortunately titled... "Poo"
Boom-tish-boom. Try the veal.
Posted by: Ol | October 14, 2004 1:48 PM
Your obsession with the SMS-loving ex Popstar is well documented, Patrick. Give in to your longings and bid for it.
Incidently, Tiffani Wood happens to have one of the worst home pages I've seen in a long frickin time, bless her. Shall I go all tech geek web snob and say something like "SOOOOOO 2001 Geocities!"
Please don't ask why I stumbled across it last night.
Posted by: Jess | October 14, 2004 2:01 PM
I was looking at pics of her lingerie show yesterday and found this awfully designed piece. First, those breasts, if you can even call them that, are disgustingly fake. Second, why would one design panties that make the wearer look like they are having their period? Not SEXY.
Posted by: Spirit Fingers | October 14, 2004 7:05 PM
Yeah, it's the scrolling font at the top that really lets it down.
Please don't ask why I'm a regular reader either.
Incidentally, I think I'm getting better at the Jess/Patrick thing. I got to the second paragraph and thought that it wasn't really in the 'tone' of Jess, so scrolled down to check. And I was right.
(Too sarcastic, in case you were wondering)
Posted by: Crystal | October 14, 2004 9:34 PM