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October 1, 2004
Third Single Release - Could It Be?
Indeed it could!
I’m currently packing to go away on holidays, and I thought “Why not record my quick ditty about our dear old PM before I go, just so the folks who read ausculture.com don’t miss me too much?” I don’t really think that you’ll miss me, but when I conduct conversations with myself in my head, I tend to have delusions of grandeur.
Ahem - I’m rambling. Right click and save if you feel like hearing John Howard Is A Cunt. Simple and to the point, really, though admittedly incredibly peurile. The aural equivelent of smearing poo on Tony Abbott’s campaign office? Teach it to your children!
John Howard Is A Cunt
We all know John Winston Howard
An arse kisser and a bit of a coward
Too scared to admit he was wrong
His lies about refugees go on
John Howard is a cunt
Cunt cunt, cah-nuh-nuh-nunt, cunt!
John Howard is a cunt
Cunt cunt, cah-nuh-nuh-nunt, cunt!
It don’t pay to be a native Australian
John just don’t get reconciliation
If you’re a refugee, tough - John ignores
Parts ‘bout you in international law
John Howard is a cunt
Cunt cunt, cah-nuh-nuh-nunt, cunt!
John Howard is a cunt
Cunt cunt, cah-nuh-nuh-nunt, cunt!
John Howard is a cunt!
Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
Oh he’s a big cunt!
John Howard is a cunt!
— Filed under Common , Australian Federal Election 2004 , Music Musings , Politics
Comments
Hah! How can you argue with that? I like your use of BVs (yes, Aus Idol) with these latest songs. I hope you'll do requests again. Have a good trip!
Posted by: wilko | October 1, 2004 6:34 PM
Thanks for these songs. Very entertaining.
(Btw, you forgot to close a tag...)
Posted by: Robert | October 3, 2004 2:43 PM
Catchy! It's got a beat and you can dance to it :P
Posted by: epicurus | October 4, 2004 11:03 PM
There is another song by the same name featuring a 1987 phone call between Jeff Kennet and Andrew Peacock. During the call Jeff Kennet calls Howard a cunt among other things. Here is the site: http://www.soulpacific.com/archives/musicology/000661.html
Posted by: Chris | October 5, 2004 5:43 PM
Kennett didn't get to three terms in office and Peacock didn't even get in. They are the lusers and Howard is about to win a fourth term. The man has charisma you children are calling him names. Sticks and stones, etc.
Posted by: Watchdog | October 6, 2004 1:06 AM
HA!
I don't know anyone - ANYONE - who could actually say with a straight face that Howard has charisma! You are hilarious and excellent, I love you!
And there's no need to remind me that I am acting like a child by writing songs like "John Howard Is A Cunt" - it's sort of a wasted insult since I am well aware of my lack of maturity and the fact that swearing makes me look unintelligent - I just don't care.
As for Kennett & Peacock - whatever their faults, whatever their weaknesses - they were FAR more charismatic that Johnny. My great uncle is more charismatic than John Howard and he's been dead for forty years.
John hasn't won three terms in power (the fourth term is unconfirmed, Watchdog, and it's bad form to count your chickens etc) with his charm, sex appeal, likability or penis size. He's won three terms in power because at various times he wasn't Paul Keating\Labor\pro GST\Kim Beazley\Labor and he played on peoples fears and intolerance. Economic policy might have factored in there somewhere, but I'm too immature to understand stuff like that. Immature, and completely fucked up on crack cocaine that Bob Brown just handed me - I LOVE THE GREENS!
I mean, really - even the most pro John Howard\Liberal people must concur that Howard has the charisma of a skidmark... surely?!
Posted by: Jess | October 6, 2004 9:55 AM
John Howard has about as much charisma as a block of wood...God help us if the little rodent gets back in..I'm moving to New Zealand if he does!
Posted by: Dammo | October 8, 2004 4:00 PM
Nothing could be surer, John Howard is a cunt. I heard from a reliable source that John Coward when asked about who he was backing to win the last Rugby World Cup said "England"! I dont care for Rugby but whatever happened to National Pride? Perhaps if he were to show as much foresight when governing our country then we may be able to hold our heads high. Shame on you John Howard you are a CUNT!!!
Posted by: Noneofyourbussines | October 10, 2004 6:28 AM
I finally got the full version of that PM forever Australia game and I won a majority government as Labor :). It was a tie all the way but somehow in the last week I took the lead. I even managed to hold onto Greenway and take Lindsay by 1%. I think I ended up winning 78 seats or something.
Posted by: paulyt69 | October 23, 2004 2:07 PM
I just checked it was 83 seats :)
Posted by: paulyt69 | October 23, 2004 2:10 PM