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September 19, 2004

Things That Feckin’ Suck

  1. The possibility that the Liberals may win this election. I know, I know - it seems impossible, right? I mean, they’re clearly kitten stomping servants of Satan and yet people continually vote for them because they think the Liberals will save them shitloads of tax! Personally, being a naive and daft lefty who cares diddily squat about the economy (I repeat, I’m naive and daft), I would FAR prefer to have a Government in power with some semblance of morality and compassion. That’s just me I guess.

  2. Hang overs. I’m twenty three and I feel my best drinking years are behind me now. What’s gone wrong? Why can’t I bounce back from an evening of binge drinking like I used to at eighteen? Why do tequila shots and copious jugs of beer lead to me wanting to remove my own head and put it in storage the next morning?

  3. People who don’t love The O.C. What’s wrong with you? Forget art, forget meaning - lose yourself in this unashamedly shallow show! Seth Cohen is the greatest character ever! If they’d only have Marissa successfully overdose, the show would be perfection personified.

  4. Going out on a limb and sending someone an email telling them they’re spot on\ingenious\thoroughly ace and not getting any sort of response. Suddenly you revert back to your insecure teenage self - “What’s wrong with me? Did I sound too desperate? Am I not cool? Didn’t I construct a witty enough email? If I email now to say ignore my original email, will I come off as needy? Do I just pretend it didn’t happen?” Scream! By the way, if I have ever not responded to an email, I apologise - I try wholeheartedly to return the electronic lurve via email as often as I can but sometimes I just get busy and it slips my mind and the next thing you know, it’s simply too late to jump back into conversation!

  5. I mentioned that thing about the Liberals, didn’t I?

Posted by Jess at September 19, 2004 12:21 AM
— Filed under Common

Comments

Little Jphnn'ys pretty much guaranteed that Jackie Kelly holds on to Linsday by promising to spend $10million upgrading Penrith Stadium.

I have to say that I am one of those people that don't really like the OC. It's not like I hate it, and sometimes I watch a bit of it...but it's so...lame. I cringe any time a character attempts a witty response to something, and every single scene/plotline/episode is so bloody contrived. Add to that, it's boring.

You are very good for email-responsing, I will vouch for that. I hate it as well, what you said about people ignoring that type of email.

how about signing up for a newsletter/mailing list and never getting any mail? hint hint...

Haha!

Hint taken. I'll endeavour to get my arse into gear, dollface!

But.. but.. Seth Cohen, Crystal! SETH COHEN! Gay dads! Swingers parties! Violence!

Remember when I first emailed YOU about something completely nonsensical regarding The Love Pavilion, Crystal? Did you ignore me? DID YOU? No, damn it! You were raised right! By god fearing folk! On the right side of the tracks!

By the way, I forgot to say thank you for the Missy Higgins comparison! Whether I deserve it is another thing, bless. I did try to be appropriately ocker!

Well, all your emails are completely nonsensical so it's had to remember the first one. But I know! We are good emailers! I want to know the name of this person who ignored you, so I can pass them on some of our good manners.

I hate Marissa, a lot, so it cancels Seth out.