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September 13, 2004
Caption This!
Think up a caption for this photo.
Here’s the obvious one to get you started:
John was well aware that people called him “Little Johnny Howard”, but being confused for a nine year old while visiting Thornleigh West Public School and sternly instructed by Mrs MacDonaghy to “rejoin the rest of Year Three” was more mortification than the Prime Minister could handle.
Posted by Jess at September 13, 2004 2:32 PM— Filed under In The News
Comments
"After discovering that John Howard had in fact lied about obtaining an education, the Liberal Party decided that if little Johnny wanted to keep running the nation, he'd have to catch up on all the grades he missed - Billy Madison style."
Posted by: Adam | September 13, 2004 2:56 PM
"Howard tries to stifle a giggle after someone lets out a pants-tearer."
Good to see this blog being updated again. 3 whole days I went insane reloading this in the hope of something new!
Posted by: Dave | September 13, 2004 3:21 PM
Hahaha god bless you. I had a massive night out involving tequila shots on Friday and was a sorry, sore, pathetic mess on Saturday. Sunday was spent recovering from the day of recovery, but I'm BACK BABY, yeah!
Plus there are big plans afoot. I know I said this the other week, but this time - things are looking good for both an APPRECIATION WEEK (hurrah!) and a MINI SITE! All due to buying the BEST DVD EVER!
Obviously dependent on my laziness.
Posted by: Jess | September 13, 2004 4:01 PM
eagerly awaits
Posted by: Adam | September 13, 2004 4:10 PM
HAHAHA! Love it.
Posted by: Stef | September 13, 2004 7:58 PM
Johnny enjoyed being read to by Mark Latham
Posted by: paulyt69 | September 14, 2004 4:05 AM
Johnny couldn't understand why no one wanted to be his friend...
Posted by: Em | September 14, 2004 8:18 AM
Howard forms new Policy with intellectual equals
Posted by: SuperKing | September 14, 2004 11:15 AM
"That's it Howard!" chided stern Ms Wilfrey, the librarian. "Go and sit in the corner until you learn to tell the truth and stop blaming your imaginary friend Mr Keating for everything!"
Posted by: Neo | September 14, 2004 11:51 AM
Has anyone else noted how shitty/disinterested all the kids look? Johnny is the only one having a good time
Posted by: Sara | September 14, 2004 1:26 PM
Not a caption... but this is whats really happnin:
Johnny: "Awww! WHAT A RIPPER!" BoyLeft: "Did you just... fart?" BoyBehind: "Yeeesss! it stinks like doggy doo grossness" BoyRight: "Hrpmh. Thats disgusting... im telling Ms Mckenzie on you!" Johnny: "Tattle tale. What do you have to be such a nerdy two shoes for? I'll just fibber and tell her some crap to keep her complacent. Maybe something about children overboard..."
-- :)
Posted by: Adam | September 15, 2004 1:29 PM
we are the jockeys , jockeys are we
Posted by: mark pointer | September 27, 2004 6:08 PM