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September 7, 2004

Caption this!

graxon and Don Scott

Think up a caption for these two photos taken from recent news articles.

Here’s the obvious one to get you started:

Graxon signs with channel 10 for another two years — Australian public replies.
Posted by Patrick at September 7, 2004 2:33 AM
— Filed under In The News

Comments

Killeen Cut? Halter Neck and Bias Cut?

After finding out how many times Gretel revealed who was being evicted too early, the CEO of Endemol decided to get revenge.

"There was only one way to seperate Gretel from her toy boy Saxon - and Don Scott knew it would involve violence..."

In the same vein as Freddy vs Jason we have:

Gretel Kileen Vs Clive Woodward

'Big Brother Bother: "My sister stole my clothes and wigs, now I want them back or else!"

(NW Magazine)

"One of them is an axe-wielding lunatic - the other is bald."

Obsessed Big Brother fan goes to extreme to get head.

Hmmm. That could well be the best summary of the Graxon relationship ever.

Gretel, recovered from her style lobotomy, meets German surgeon Olaf Slinglbladdenhousen.

Gretel - meet Mr Small Sr.

"Don't let another old growth forest end up like this"

I like that one too Super King...chortleworthy indeed :)

"Notice with these hardwoods the larger branches lean together as if magnetically attracted"

They're all very good; now for a bad one.

"Where the term Graxon (Gr-axe-on) really comes from."

That was too corny for words.

"This week: Gretel's face really was set on fire and put out with an axe!"