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September 2, 2004

Idle Gossip

Sorry about the delay in posts here, kids, but as you can imagine, my high-flying, stock broking, celebrity filled life is simply so hectic I don’t have a chance to jump online and write new blog entries about Idol every day. Okay, I keep falling asleep in front of the telly after work, like someone’s elderly and probably incontinent grandmother who snoozes through the last half of The Midday Movie and wakes up disorientated and pantsless.

Good news though! I am FULL of gossip today!

Recently, an fellow employee had to deal with some Idol Wildcard stars. She had the following tidbits to share.

• Ngaiire is very, very small. Not a surprise though, really.
• Tara is not a particularly nice person. To quote my associate - “Not only was she a bogan, she was a loud bogan. And a right little bitch as well. Too much attitude.”
• Garth Ploog is quite good looking in the flesh, and rather charming in a look-at-me-give-me-attention way.
• He and Emelia got into a mild scrap, during which Emelia was heard to have said to Garth “I’m sorry, but there are some things you just do not say to a sixteen year old girl!”

Also - through my connections (thoroughly unexciting, but I’m trying to give everything a showbiz spin today) I can obtain a serviette with Garth Ploog’s slobber on it. You could use it to extract his DNA, eventually creating an army of Garth Ploog’s to take on the world via song and dance in an unholy crusade against cheese-free pop. Bidding starts at $5.