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August 12, 2004

Who Said Internet Advertising Was Uninformative?

There I was, bored and clicking away randomly on our ads in order to earn US 5c towards our website costs (I’m only half-lying) when one of the links I clicked revealed something interesting!

It would appear John “Beans Means Heinz Money In My Wife’s Pocket” Kerry, the Democrat presidential candidate, has a rock’n’roll past. That’s right, John formed a band in high school called The Electras and even recorded some of their original rockin’ tunes!

ausculture.com feel that Kerry’s rock credentials confirm that he is the best man for the top job in the United States, although it was a close call since George W. Bush’s youthful cocaine habit constitutes rather rock’n’roll behaviour a la Stevie Nicks, Noel Gallagher and thousands more.

Check out the surf-rock spectacular that is The Electras “You Can’t Sit Down”. Right click and save, as always, and throw away your chair!