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July 29, 2004
Big Brother 4 statistics
Jess mentioned that the SMH made an article out of some mindless statistics. Their statistics were quite simply lame so I’ve gone to the “trouble” to work out some more interesting ones.
Trevor got $100 000 for each finger he has. On the other hand, Ryan got a car and showed one finger to Bree. We can conclude that Trevor’s fingers are more valuable.
On average, one lonely teenage boy masturbated to pictures found on the internet of a female BB04 housemate every nine minutes throughout the series up until “Francesca Willis-gate” when those same teenage boys were busy looking at other stuff.
Throughout the entire series, one person almost masturbated to pictures of Gretel. We know because our logs indicate that they searched this very site for pictures of “Gretel Kileen Nude.” ausculture.com thinks that if any pictures of Gretel unclothed were found on the internet - the person responsible for posting them would be guilty of war crimes.
Have you ever thought “if only I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say Fer-ryzie?” Well, that’s how much money BB04 dished out, including the one million dollars, the cars and the uplate giveaways.
Since his eviction from the house, Merlin has freed exactly 0 refugees.
— Filed under Big Brother Bonanza 2004