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July 19, 2004

Official diary entry excitement!

bree.jpgRyan tallies up all the groceries. “We’ve got $1.53 left,” he says. Bree really wants to buy Pizza Shapes but is disappointed when she realises that the HMs are four cents short. “Tragedy,” she says. Paul suggests the HMs buy some carrots so he can barbeque them. Unfortunately, carrots are $1.99. The HMs eventually decide to buy canned mango to eat with cream. “Canned mango, that’ll be sick,” Paul says. Paul and Bree return the whiteboard to the diary room. Bree says: “It’s the best we’ve eaten for weeks.”

Hang on, did I say exciting? I meant tedious. My bad.

In the bedroom, Bree tells Paul and Ryan off for their bad habits. She tells the boys: “I’ve put the toilet seat down in my toilet three times since Cat left.” She tells the boys that they should be more careful but neither of them admits to leaving the seat up.

Allow me to adopt a David Attenborough voice momentarily, won’t you dears?

(ahem)

The female of the herd, increasingly confident after emerging victorious from territorial battles with other now-departed females, begins behaving aggressively towards the remaining males. Her attempts to dominate them is apparent in her howling and posturing around the enclosure. The males, too scared to defend their honour in her presence, wait till the female is out of sight before signalling anger and annoyance at her behaviour. Tremendously exciting stuff. Later tonight, the males are expected to continue their ritual of howling at the moon - “Yooooooooo’re jooooooooooooooooooooking meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” - an ancient mating call.

Posted by Jess at July 19, 2004 4:13 PM
— Filed under Big Brother Bonanza 2004