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July 19, 2004
Jay Whalley - A True Australian Hero
Why, you ask? He totally showed up Kyle Sandilands & Jackie O on air, something which has been well overdue for many years now. The smug little shits.
Thanks to this article over at The Spin Starts Here, I was alerted to an argument brewing between Jay from Frenzal Rhomb and Kyle & Jackie O from 2Day FM’s Twatfest Hot 30 Countdown.
A quick run down of the argument (you can read a better one by clicking on The Spin Starts Here link above, or in fact from the transcript published on outwiththenew.com) would go as follows.
Frenzal Rhomb were performing at a festival called Bass In The Grass in Darwin. After having their set cut back due to a politician (how un-rock’n’roll!) wanting to ‘say a few words’, Frenzal Rhomb were further inconvinienced when the festivals MC, Jackie “I Love Associating Myself With Fuckwits (see Kyle Sandilands, Ugly Phil for further information)” O, finally decided to show up and also insisted on having her turn on centre stage.
The band, understandably getting a little surly at the delay in playing their already trimmed down set, decided to carry on regardless, playing over the top of Jackie O’s no doubt innane nonsense whilst screaming out obscenties directed at both her and the horrendous show she was associated with, Popstars.
A tearful Jackie O, unable to experience anything in life without the support of sidekick Kyle Sandilands (lord knows how she handled his absence in Celebrity Big Brother), apparently ran backstage and called the bulging would-be wit - and he became outraged at the lack of respect directed to Australia’s greatest female radio star… Well, she would be if every woman who ever spoke on radio or indeed even heard a radio in passing was struck down by a terrible deadly virus spread via rabid beagles from Lithuania and she was the only woman left in the country. No wait, she’d still suck. Badly.
To cut a long story short, Kyle & Jackie O decided it was time to proudly display their power in the “industry” by having their assistant (ha!) repeatedly call the band’s management insisting someone apologise for the tragic attack on Jackie’s unquestionably shite character.
Note to Jackie O & Kyle Sandilands - you ain’t funny, you ain’t talented, and when a fucking rubbish animated purple hippo dancing can outclass you in a commercial, you might as well pack it in. Oh - did I mention your razor sharp wit is in actual fact more a blunt butter knife of stupidity?
J: What’s that?
O: There was no problem with the crowd, it was just you guys coming like and swearing and abusing.
J: I guess the fact was, I guess you were nine hours late for the show, you were supposed to be MCing the whole show…
K: Yeah, she was sick…
J: And as it turned out, you ended up coming just before. And it was unfortunate…(noise of someone yelling in the background something about Jackie O and nightclubs)
K: Who is that, who is that clown in the background?
J: It’s my mate Lindsay.
K: Would he like to speak, instead of just yelling out?
J: No (laughs). We’re just very passionate about the things that we believe in.
K: Well so am I, and I’m just saying that, like, your songs, ever played on this network, or Triple M network so far, is just not going to happen now.
J: Well the thing is Kyle, have you ever played us on Austereo ever before?…
O: Yeah, Triple M did…
J: …Are you going to actually have to change your playlist not to play us?…
O: Not us, but Triple M…
J: …If you ring up our record company, you people ring up our record company…
K: Yep.
J: …Threatening to bury the band…
K: Yep.
J: …Saying that we’re never gonna get played on Austereo again…
K: Yep.
J: …What the hell are we supposed to think? I mean, you’ve never played us…
K: Triple M, Triple M have, haven’t they?
J: …You’ve never supported us…
K: Have Triple M?
J: …You don’t support good, original Australian Music…
O: Yeah we do, but to suit the station…
J: You’re not, you’re a mouthpiece for the corporate music industry, and you always have been!
O: Oh you, you do, god.
K: And the old, what are they called? Friends Of Rom? (snickering from both) They’re dead to us. They’re dead to us.
And I’m sure they give a shit what some fat fuck and bland wank-stain from 2Day FM think. Watch them quiver in their boots. Yawn.
Is This The Quote Of The Year?
“You’re a mouthpiece for the corporate music industry, and you always have been!
— Filed under Common , Music Musings
Comments
Erm - apologies for the Tourettes attack by the way. Apparently I passionately dislike the Top 30 posse. I promise to wash my mouth out with soap later tonight.
Posted by: Jess | July 19, 2004 11:44 PM
Hearing about stuff like this makes me wonder. Do the MMM tossers actually realise that they are corporate whores ? Are they knowingly just bending over for the buck, which unfortunately many people do in our society in one form or another ? Or do they actually believe they have some kind of moral high ground ? I'm not sure which thought is more disturbing.
I kindof halfheartedly watched the celebrity BB, but don't remember this nasty little prima donna at all. Did she last long ?
Posted by: epicurus | July 19, 2004 11:51 PM
ok when was that? coz kyle and jackie-o havent hosted the hot 30 countdown for a while. They do the drive-time shift now. but apparently they dont have long left there either.
Posted by: paulyt69 | July 20, 2004 2:15 AM
it was kyle that went in the house not jackie unles they both did. and theyre on 2dayfm not MMM
Posted by: paulyt69 | July 20, 2004 2:19 AM
Oh OK my bad
Posted by: epicurus | July 20, 2004 4:54 AM
Well, it's a little confusing I understand - basically, Triple M and 2Day FM are both owned by the Austereo network. They were threatening not just to not play the music on 2Day FM but also Triple M and they mentioned Triple M a lot so I can see why people would be confused as to which radio station this powerful duo control appear on.
Posted by: Jess | July 20, 2004 11:48 AM
Meh - I must confess to not having done any background research on which show Kyle & Jackie O now appear on. To be honest, the less I have to do with them the better. Top 30, Drive Time - all I know is that whenever I accidently flick onto the station and hear their grating, egotistical manner I'm overcome with revulsion*. In fact, I'd say their show is the aural equivelent of Chinese water torture.
Posted by: Jess | July 20, 2004 11:51 AM
Find an email address for the two of them and repeatedly email this article for a week. Kyle is a pig-headed bastard. Hes sure to slam ausculture.com on the radio... claiming you to be the devil... and thus bringing every Kylie and Jackie-O hater to this site where we can rejoice and throw a party!!
Posted by: Adam | July 20, 2004 12:49 PM
He he I like that idea.
Posted by: epicurus | July 20, 2004 4:31 PM
Kyle Sandilands molests young boys. With a crow bar. Sometimes at the Crow Bar in fact (after drinking copious amounts - which for Kyle is 2 - of Bacardi Breezers). He also shouldn't fark with Jay from Frenzal cus he rocks like a big rockin thing.
Posted by: the taw | July 22, 2004 10:41 PM
I kinda like it too, actually - especially the idea of comment wars between us and Kyle'n'Jackie's fan base. Shouldn't take too long to verbally beat seven teenagers into submission (famous last words!)
I have this image of him contacting Horologe Pty Ltd saying "Stop hosting them, I'll bury you all with my 2Day FM super powers!"
And then snickering himself "ausculture.com is dead to me now... DEAD TO ME!"
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