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July 18, 2004

Catherine Evicted

Surprising absolutely no one, Catherine was evicted tonight from the Big Brother house. While rumours circulated over the past week that the MLS T-shirt scam would result in Catherine being evicted by an overwhelming majority, in all honesty I don’t think Catherine would have stayed on at the expense of Paul & Ryan regardless.

One thing I did notice though was that she didn’t receive nearly as many votes as I thought she would (not that I dislike her particularly, but you know what I mean). She gathered 41% of the vote, with the runner up on 30-something per cent, and someone else on 20-something.

And bless - her kids are quite sweet. I had a little giggle when her son asked if he could have the day off school and mouthed a “Yes!!!” when Catherine said he could. I think Gretel was losing patience though - when she asked them to go up to the car and the kids responded “Why?” I half-expected her to reply “Because I told you so, that’s why!”

She also got surly with the audience continuing to make noise a few times. Perhaps Saxon isn’t fulfilling her needs? Perhaps afternoons of group masturbation leave him shattered and too exhausted to make the beast with two backs with our beloved host? We can only guess. Personally, I’ll give you the hot tip and say that I highly rate Graxon - she’s a top bird and he’s a good bloke, and if they end up getting hitched, it’ll be massive. You’re jooooking me!