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July 4, 2004
Barker Girl Scandal - Cough
Well, seventeen year old would-be model Francesca Willis has gotten the kind of huge publicity most aspiring cat-walkers would throw up another dinner for.
The young Barker student has had a saucy photo of her in her school uniform emailed around the world, eventually causing her suspension from school, and a classy article on smh.com.au
The article mentions that Francesca had a website which was taken down on Friday, but one quick Google search (thanks for the helpful clues, Fairfax!) and we have a delightful cache. Now, from how the article refer to the website, you’d think she’d been running a smut-fest online for years. From what I can see, canny Frannie (oooh!) managed to throw this site together just in time for the publicity wave to pound on her barely legal shores.
Some Trivia! - Francesca says she likes Krispy Kreme Donuts. She’s either lying or has the kind of metabolism most women would murder for. She also loves “christian dior sunglasses” and Love Is Only A Feeling by The Darkness. Well, she has good taste in bands then. One of her (two) blog entries also contains an insightful top ten list of models. Thanks to a cache of her profile, we also know her interests include getting naked, which means she has a lot in common with Big Merl, the other Blogger user who lists that as his interest. No doubt your average male would be more interested in seeing her get naked than our friend Big Merl.
So now thanks to ausculture.com and Google, you now know a little more about the young breasts smh.com.au felt necessary to publish in their Sunday paper. Because, you know, it’s pretty important national news. In fact, expect ausculture.com to continue with our mini-blog-site trend and create an all new Barker Boozies Blogfest for the publics consumption.
Okay, I shall end my sarcasm. But I really do wonder why they (the paper) felt the need to publish this article? Are they trying to embarrass her? Ensure she becomes as synonymous as Claire Swires regarding email no-nos? The fact I could type that name from memory and didn’t need to do some search engine research goes to show what could be in store for Francesca.
Either way - Christ almighty, girls were expelled from MY school for far more interesting stuff. LSD scandals in Year 10! Getting pink bits digitised on the dance floor at the Year 9 dance! And we were a supposedly snooty private Catholic girls school - Barker, raise your game!
Later… In the ten minutes it took me to write that after noticing the article was on smh.com.au, her blogsite has had 600+ more hits. Other people love Google as well, obviously. If anyone comments on this, can they mentioned what her hit counter was like when they viewed the page?
PS: Gretel’s Scriptwriter helped me write the first half of this blog entry, hence excessive rhymes and terrible lines like “barely legal shores”.
Posted by Jess at July 4, 2004 5:39 AM— Filed under Common , Random, Purposeless Stuff , Tabloid Murmurs
Comments
About 6500 hits or so when I looked.
This is a real scandal. I'm waiting for A Current Affair to dedicate an entire episode on related issues. Then again, they might be too busy with another scandal like...I dunno, ducks not wearing pants or something.
Posted by: Patrick | July 4, 2004 6:29 PM
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Posted by: CaM-er | July 5, 2004 4:24 PM
haha.. That pic of her cleavage is only the beginning I have 3 others....
Posted by: Jesus | July 5, 2004 4:33 PM
Oh lord. If we were a smuttier site, I'd ask you to email them to us and we'd post them online. That said, after reading the conversations about her on Fark.com, I'm deathly curious as to these other pics.
Jesus, if you really are the lord, email the pics to weloveyou@ausculture.com
Naturally this is for research purposes as I am a girl and not the flaming catholic lesbian I used to be. I'm just dying to see if the other pics are loooooads worse or not.
Posted by: Jess | July 5, 2004 5:23 PM
Actually, ignore me Lord. I know not what I have done. Plus the internet beat you to it, and I found a link to the pics posted on Fark.com.
Let's just say smh.com.au published the tame picture of her in uniform. The other contained a rather lacy bra and a nice shot of school girl nipple. Naturally, the pics are sending internet dorks into a masturbation frenzy, it's almost worrying. I'd feel sorry for her but I suspect she's about to make a MINT when she leaves school (FHM, Ralph... etc... etc... etc...)
Posted by: Jess | July 5, 2004 5:46 PM
Where is this damn link on fark .com, i cant find it!!! I used to go to barker and would love to know what other pics exist, the curisity is killing me
Posted by: Rambo | July 5, 2004 8:57 PM
It was in the comments after the one line post that linked to the smh.com.au article. You could find it if you searched their site.
Unfortunately the link was to a photo album of the infamous uniform shots, and some others taken at a party in the North Shore but it looks like literally half an hour after I went there, it closed down. No longer working for me, anyways!
Posted by: Jess | July 5, 2004 9:08 PM
http://members.iinet.net.au/~zgeek/Fran/index.html
Posted by: Randon | July 5, 2004 10:51 PM
Lets put you outta your misery guys, this URL will show 9 Pictures of her :) http://members.iinet.net.au/~zgeek/Fran/
Posted by: Anon | July 5, 2004 11:40 PM
Quite simply, putting aside the five hundred other very good reasons not to post the pictures in question, the bandwidth would kill us.
We're not a porntertainment site.
Posted by: Patrick | July 5, 2004 11:49 PM
Geeez, you make one joke about wanting to be sent the pictures for journalistic reasons (!) and we get an influx of email and hits. Suddenly I do feel quite sorry for the girl. I wonder if she's surly she's made the news, or if she's stoked?
Anyone know?
And yes, we won't be putting any pictures on here despite the fact I know where to get them. I probably shouldn't have posted the original in my opinion piece but some people can't be bothered clicking on links to read articles so I tried to summarise the article and show the pic smh.com.au used.
I'll feel remotely better if it's at least school boys coming here to find the pics, rather than some dirty old middle aged perv sitting in his office looking for post-work wanking material. Shudder.
Posted by: Jess | July 6, 2004 12:08 AM
this scandal has made it in america too, with lots of us college guys looking at what australia has to offer
Posted by: Paul | July 6, 2004 6:09 AM
Well, isn't that delightful?! It's enough to inspire a surge of patriotism in even the hardest of hearts!
And she is available too. Small, medium or large, $29.95 for one, but you can get two for $59.95. Don't say Australia isn't a bargain when it comes to school girls!
Posted by: Jess | July 6, 2004 9:46 AM
Hey all, jsut to let you know, fran doesnt really care about it at all. i go to barker in year 11 (Fran is in year 12). shes really cool though like she at least used to flash people, when you are at the lights enear caltex she used to drive past in my friends car and flash everyone, so the pics r not the worst she has done, but shes really cool. also a good swimmer - shes in my house.
Posted by: Barker Boy | July 6, 2004 11:25 AM
So wait, she's in your house NOW? :)
I'm glad she's not upset. Because seriously, I was starting to feel really bad about it, and I don't even have a conscience!
Let her know if she ever wants to give an exclusive interview to ausculture.com, we'll be happy to one-up smh.com.au. Hahaha
Posted by: Jess | July 6, 2004 11:32 AM
An exclusive interview with ausculture.com? What an excellent idea.
Of course, there would be no payment involved, except the obvious cool factor of being associated with this site.
Posted by: Patrick | July 6, 2004 11:43 AM
I’ll feel remotely better if it’s at least school boys coming here to find the pics, rather than some dirty old middle aged perv sitting in his office looking for post-work wanking material. Shudder. Hehe, read me like a book.
Posted by: Lepo | July 6, 2004 1:48 PM
I think he means that she's in his sports house. Although when i went to Barker i don't remember there being houses in yr 11 and 12. So i could be way off. If she's in his actual house i can only say: Godspeed, young man.
Posted by: Mars | July 6, 2004 2:52 PM
I'm hoping you're the school boy and not the dirty old perve! Ha!
Posted by: Jess | July 6, 2004 2:54 PM
Dare I suggest that "godspeed" may not be the best word to say to the average teenage male in such circumstances?
Posted by: Patrick | July 6, 2004 3:12 PM
Would 26 still considered old and dirty? Perhaps I should ask the 17 year olds... This article, and of course the SMH original, has been battering my email circle like a tropical cyclone. This young lady has worked up such a frenzy that it is almost unbelievable. In volume alone she is beating 17yo Wimbledon champ Maria Sharapova hands down. Go you good little Aussie! Make us proud!
Posted by: Lepo | July 6, 2004 3:17 PM
You're spot on, Patrick. More God-hold-on-and-think-of-something-that-isn't-her-breasts- GOD!-dead-puppies-dead-puppies-dead-puppies... UGH!-and-I'm-spent.
Posted by: Jess | July 6, 2004 3:21 PM
No, not too old and dirty. You're about as equally dirty as my 26 year old mates who are currently discussing young Fran on email :) Actually, I must admit to feeling something vaguely akin to pride when reading the Fark forums and seeing that in later submissions of nude pics and calender girls, all the blokes kept saying "Sorry, not as good as that Aussie bird!"
So while we might have failed at Wimbeldon, we've got the rest of the world beat when it comes to lucious teenage minxes. Woo!
Posted by: Jess | July 6, 2004 3:23 PM
yeah i meant sports house - in year 11/12 there is not really hosues, except for sports events like swimming and athletics - other than that we have tutors. but yeah she and i are in wailes house, which coincidentally seems to be the crappest although we have mel mitchell - youngest olympian on the team for athens in our house...
Posted by: Barker Boy | July 6, 2004 3:49 PM
Quick search on her name has brought up a photo of her from her swim team - http://www.warringahaquaticswimclub.com.au/2001-2002%20WARRINGAH%20TEAM%20PHOTO.htm
She's 2nd row from the bottom, 8th in (1 down and 1 right from the two guys in the centre with white shirts.)
Posted by: The Kid | July 6, 2004 5:43 PM
someone wrote about it on their blog. i linked it - in case it doesn't work:
www.toomanyidiots.blogspot.com
it has photos and everything
Posted by: Mr Photo | July 7, 2004 1:55 AM
"someone" eh Mr Photo? Way to errect a billboard on our website :) Thankfully, other visitors here before you have linked directly to the photos already.
Posted by: Jess | July 7, 2004 11:57 AM
At least the other posters had the decency to have all of the pictures rather than just 2 or 3 others :P Nice billboard!
Posted by: The Kid | July 7, 2004 4:07 PM
come on ppl, sum1 b generous enough and post up a PROPER link to francesca's pics!
Posted by: dynamo | July 8, 2004 7:55 PM
http://rebel.net.nz
Posted by: mick | July 8, 2004 8:01 PM
http://rebel.net.nz/fran/
Posted by: mick | July 8, 2004 8:06 PM
let me say on behalf of all ppl that have seen this... she is one hot bitch... but i must say is this girl a gangie?? i say this my friends. Yes she is.... dont ask how i know... knowing is one thing. experience is another!!!
Posted by: the man | July 8, 2004 9:33 PM
my name is jack miller im one cool cat.
Posted by: jak | July 8, 2004 9:35 PM
i have a small dick
Posted by: the man | July 8, 2004 9:38 PM
my name is RICHARD this is so disappointing. i look at this girl and think to myself... id like to tap that hot ass and u know it... fran my email is - rednutrichy@hotmail.com
Posted by: RICK | July 8, 2004 9:47 PM
yes richard, i agree, i would like to also tap a little bit of that ass, and maybe have a little nibble of that titie.. ha ha PLEASE CALL ME FRAN- IM DESPERATE!!!
Posted by: mabbs | July 8, 2004 9:52 PM
Well, there's nothing that attracts a girl more than the stench of desperation, lemme tell you. Please, tell us more of your sexual fantasies. And hey, tell Fran herself next time you serve her at Maccas!
Posted by: Jess | July 9, 2004 12:29 PM
she is hot
Posted by: kevin walker | July 9, 2004 2:02 PM
she's a slut.
Posted by: v | July 12, 2004 6:10 PM
ahahahhah u thought we were serious!!!! we just like taking the piss out of dumb biatches like you, Jess, and your little horney dumb friend fran. maybe your jealous of fran's infamous side, because you dont get any sex at all, because your such a loser.
Posted by: matt | July 17, 2004 11:48 AM
ahahahhah u thought we were serious!!!! we just like taking the piss out of dumb biatches like you, Jess, and your little horney dumb friend fran. maybe your jealous of fran's infamous side, because you dont get any sex at all, because your such a loser.
Posted by: matt | July 17, 2004 11:48 AM
Hahahahahaahaha - wow! I have been ripped to shreds by your razor sharp wit!
"maybe your jealous of fran’s infamous side, because you dont get any sex at all, because your such a loser."
Sadly Matt, the truth is, it would seem, you and I both have a sex life. Unfortunately yours is mostly conducted with soft fruit and the odd frightened family pet.
Posted by: Jess | July 17, 2004 12:03 PM
hey jess your prob just jelous of fran... you wish you looked like that but your prob just some westie mole... Frans body is a temple and many worship it... not much i can say about yours!!!
Posted by: Matt | July 19, 2004 3:29 PM
let me say... this is one hot ass id like to tax... yea thats rite... i bet franny has a nice fanny!!!
Posted by: THE MAN | July 19, 2004 3:33 PM
ahhahaha do you have any friend to talk to?? seems like u start shit to have conversation..... you definitly wish u were fran, but sadly you could never even come close cos ur such a loser.
Posted by: jak | July 19, 2004 3:34 PM
Of course you can't say much about my body, Matt - we've never met! Did you forget? A slight case of amnesia?
Bless, it's very sweet to see you so defensive towards Fran, and I appreciate the sentiment, I really do - but I feel I must point something out to you that must have gone over your delightful little head. I apologise for not doing this earlier, but I forgot that Sydney private school boys mostly focus on rugby and shopping at RM Williams, not actually learning reading and comprehension.
If you read the article I wrote (and I know the big words are tough, but hang in there) you'd realise I was mocking Sydney Morning Herald for deciding to run the story on Fran. I did mention her website, but only because they did. I haven't actually been insulting Fran at all - that's right, anything derogatory posted about her has come from school mates and overseas internet hand-to-gland combatants.
but nonetheless, I'm sure your internet chivalry ought to win her heart and get you that semi-formal invitation acceptance I'm sure you're angling for.
Matt, a great man once asked "How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?"
We really need to get to know each other without the insults. After all, how can we start over when the fighting never ends?
PS: You're spot on though - I have no friends, and I'm a filthy great lesbian who no one enjoys shagging. When I have sex. Which I don't for the following reasons... I'm hideously obese and acne scarred, I have thighs-like-cottage-cheese, I am a giant net geek, I bought everything Vanessa Amorosi ever released, and sometimes I have incontinence problems. I'm happy to go on if you want me to... PPS: I've helpfully linked a lot of the "big words" to Dictionary.com for you. At ausculture.com, we believe in equal learning opportunities for everyone. The "lesbian" definition was rather interesting.
Posted by: Jess | July 19, 2004 7:19 PM
It's been fun.
Comments on this thread are now closed.
Posted by: Patrick | July 19, 2004 7:42 PM