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July 2, 2004

Saddam - Not A Happy Little Vegemite

Saddam Hussein is certainly not looking his dictatorly best at his trial, eh? In the past, he had an air of murderous authority, but now? He looks like a deranged bum you’d find ranting about religious issues on some street corner in an undesirable part of town. Perhaps once they’re finished with the trial, someone will send Carson & Co his way to ensure he looks his best when the time comes for him to depart this earth and head straight to hell.

Speaking of Vegemite, the Jewish community is up in arms with the news that no more kosher Vegemite will be produced. Seems slightly unfair to deprive Jews of rosy Vegemite cheeks now, doesn’t it? Kraft, get your act together and let’s ensure our national spread is available for all religions!

Finally (and back to the topic of QEFTSG), Comedy Inc may have done something remotely amusing (though we’ll have to watch the episode to see if they pulled it off). The comedy sketch show have Ian Thorpe being sent up in an upcoming episode involving Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. The general joke being that he’s already as “Queer Eyed” as he’s gonna get. Was that subtle enough to avoid lawsuits?

Posted by Jess at July 2, 2004 10:22 AM
— Filed under Common , Various News Wraps , Politics , Random, Purposeless Stuff