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June 7, 2004

Jennifer Lopez Got Married!

Hahahahahahaha, what a brilliant way to start the morning - a good old fashioned belly laugh! Oh Christ, does she go out of her way to be a joke? According to news reports this morning, Jennifer Lopez has married singer Marc Anthony in a ceremony at her home. The wedding was co-ordinated by the same chick who did the Judd wedding and also organised the near-miss Affleck nuptials! Surely weding planner Sharon Sachs is on twenty four hour call for whenever J Lo gets the urge to tie the knot?

At this rate, Jennifer will have notched up more husbands than Liz Taylor by the time she hits fourty! I mean really, how desperate can she really be to become a wife again? She divorces Cris Judd, within seconds becomes engaged to Ben Affleck, breaks up with Affleck and before you know it, she’s hitched again?

With her track record, surely she’d be better off waiting, oh I don’t know, more than a few minutes to decide whether her new fella is ‘the one’?

Posted by Jess at June 7, 2004 8:44 AM
— Filed under Common , Music Musings