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June 4, 2004
Caption This Picture Competition!
Naturally, there are no prizes for this competition as we’re poor buggers who can barely afford to feed our illegitimate children, let alone buy some sexy prize for you moneygrubbing readers, but won’t the joy of knowing you’re the wittiest person on ausculture.com be enough? God knows Patrick and I aren’t much competition!
Look at the below picture of Johnny with his idol, George W. Bush. See the admiration in his eyes? The love? The respect? The glint of bumming-desire reflecting off his spectacles? Course you do. Then tell us - what is John Howard thinking at this exact moment as he stands side by dwarven side with Dubya?
If you’re Mr\Ms Clever Clogs, we’ll do anything you ask of us. Honest. Just don’t ask us to shut down ausculture.com cos it’s all we have left in our pathetic little lives. Competition starts……………
……………… NOW! And ends, erm - Monday? That suit you guys?
Posted by Jess at June 4, 2004 3:51 AM— Filed under Common
Comments
"That George is a bit of alright. I wonder if Janette would be up for a threesome. She's already suspicious about Megawati...better play it cool, Johnnie boy."
Posted by: The Big O | June 4, 2004 11:05 AM
"The only danger is if they send us to that terrible planet of the apes."
(Homer S.)
Posted by: wilko | June 4, 2004 4:49 PM
How about an ausculture.com t-shirt?
Sure, it'd likely be one of my old t-shirts with ausculture scrawled across it with permanent marker...but think how proud you'd be wearing the only ausculture.com t-shirt...
Posted by: Patrick | June 4, 2004 5:19 PM
"ok so a furrowed brow lets people know that youre thinking, genius"
Posted by: fleshensemble | June 6, 2004 1:24 PM
"Wonder where Georgie gets his eye-brows done?"
Posted by: Adam | June 6, 2004 9:38 PM
"All this talk of weapons of mass distruction is getting me ...er-excited!"
Posted by: Adam | June 6, 2004 9:39 PM
"What's he talking about? Hrmph something to do with the state of affairs in Iraq. Man I'm so bored... if only I could crack open a cold-ie. Who am I kidding... I want an Archers ever so badly."
Posted by: Adam | June 6, 2004 9:42 PM
I only have to follow George and maybe then I can get addmission to the Council of Nine.
Posted by: Alan Parratt | June 20, 2004 7:12 PM