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May 31, 2004
Saint Paris of Surfers Paradise
Awwww, bless. Paris has been spending time with sick kiddies while she does… ummm… whatever it is she’s doing in Queensland. “I just feel I have the time and the resources to help out,” the society heir said yesterday. “They’re just so sweet. I love children,” she said.
It’s good to see Paris doing something with her time over here other than fuelling ridiculously laughable rumours about a lusty bonkfest between her and Ian Thorpe. As IF Ian Thorpe would be having sex with women! I mean, he’d be far too busy training for the Olympics to indulge in the ladies… cough…
Dolly Quote! “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde.”
— Filed under Common , Dolly Parton Appreciation Week , Tabloid Murmurs