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February 19, 2004

Poor Mel

Just when he’s about to release his religious masterpiece The Passion Of Christ and all talk of his father’s dodgy idea’s towards the Holocaust is slowly dying out, Hutton Gibson decides to repeat his statements that the holocaust was exaggerated and most claims by Jews are fiction.

Mel, when your parents start yelling things in public at inappropriate times and becoming a general embarrassment to your public image, it’s the beginning of a beautiful time I like to call the Nursing Home Era.

Poorly paid nurses will be paid to listen to your dad’s deranged rants (as opposed to, oh, say the international press) and by the time he gets around to soiling himself - well, he might be the laughing stock of St Theresa’s Aged Care Facilities, but at least news of his poo filled adult nappies won’t drive the punters from the box office.

Posted by Jess at February 19, 2004 1:03 PM
— Filed under Common