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February 10, 2004

Monkey Marriage Mayhem

Cementing our belief that primates are inherently evil, a slutty baboon has come between a German pop star and his wife.

William Boehm, who apparently performs a pleasant mix of traditional folk and modern pop, became enamoured with the monkey after meeting it on a video shoot.

Despite William’s proclamations that the monkey (who is quite adept at tickling the ivories amongst other things) was “on his wavelength”, his wife Susanne was less pleased, and demanded her aging hubby choose between them. Young wife, or baboon hussy.

Naturally, he’s chosen the buxom, trampy monkey. Men are so predictable.